Let me be the three millionth blog to welcome the Spears-Federline spawn into the world. May he always be bathed in warmth, intelligence and wife-beaters. Well… one out of three ain’t bad.
And let me also extend congratulations to the proud parents, Britney and Federsleaze. Their determinations to be so gross in public, so poorly dressed and SO phenomenally bad a role model for teens everywhere is another perfect example of why pop culture is at the level of trash that it is today. Which I appreciate. Now please do yourselves a favor, go read the Dr. Spock book and try not to screw up your kid so bad.
Well… The Jay can dream.
Bangarang, Spears Spawn!
