http://www.thejay.com/2005/10/05/us-magazine%e2%80%99s-head-just-exploded/ The official site of Jason Matthews - Playwright, Blogger, Doer Wed, 16 Nov 2011 10:10:30 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 http://www.thejay.com/2005/10/05/us-magazine%e2%80%99s-head-just-exploded/#comment-14 Dan Sat, 08 Oct 2005 17:42:21 +0000 http://www.thejay.com/?p=20#comment-14 I was lucky enough to see said ass-kissery live, and could only think, that Dane Cook has risen to the heights of great losers like David Copperfield, David Faustino, and other dave's who suck but get to mack hot chicks. I tried to tell everyone that his stint as Waffle man in Mystery Men was pure gold but i guess nobody but me will ever really like that movie. " Waffle Man!!!! Born extra crispy !!! Bad guys are history!!!!!" I was lucky enough to see said ass-kissery live, and could only think, that Dane Cook has risen to the heights of great losers like David Copperfield, David Faustino, and other dave’s who suck but get to mack hot chicks. I tried to tell everyone that his stint as Waffle man in Mystery Men was pure gold but i guess nobody but me will ever really like that movie.
” Waffle Man!!!! Born extra crispy !!! Bad guys are history!!!!!”

]]> http://www.thejay.com/2005/10/05/us-magazine%e2%80%99s-head-just-exploded/#comment-13 A-Train Fri, 07 Oct 2005 16:45:14 +0000 http://www.thejay.com/?p=20#comment-13 To put two of the stories together, "She just fucked up her Mercedes." To put two of the stories together, “She just fucked up her Mercedes.”

]]> http://www.thejay.com/2005/10/05/us-magazine%e2%80%99s-head-just-exploded/#comment-11 The Lady Thu, 06 Oct 2005 22:30:36 +0000 http://www.thejay.com/?p=20#comment-11 THIS is the reason...? THIS is the reason…?

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