Monthly Archives: August 14, 2018

From “You’re so money‿ to “Earmuffs‿ to “Lock it Up!‿, Vince Vaughn’s movie quotes have changed the way we converse, the way we think and the way we speak. Continue reading

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So here’s how the final network report card looks: ABC dropped hard with a sophomore dramatic slump, NBC stayed solid with their slew of quality comedies and look to have the most promising fall lineup (Sorkin’s back, Tina Fey’s on the way and the NFL is finally back on NBC). CBS is still old but is trying to get younger, FOX made some traditional bonehead moves (I still can’t believe they canceled Arrested Development), but they did some good to (They renewed The Loop, just like I said they should.). And UPN and The WB got married, killed some of their kids (RIP Everwood), resurrected a beast (You suck, 7th Heaven!) and decided that it was easier to suck as one network, then it would be as two. Continue reading

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ON THE NEXT “ACCESS HOLLYWOOD‿: JUST MY LUCK STAR LINDSAY LOHAN REVEALS SHE DOES NOT HAVE A FIRECROTCH, BUT IN REALITY AN ALL-POWERFUL ICECROTCH, AND LETS US IN ON HER PLANS FOR WORLD DOMINATION Continue reading

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I went back and examined his look over the years and stumbled across a weird phenomenon. Tom Hanks has bad hair. Go back and look at his early career and you’ll see he has some of the worst chops this side of evil lesbian Rosie O’Donnell. But then, as if by magic, the hair got better when he started winning Oscars. And then it got wild again after he had got carte blanche as an actor. He’s had a tremendously up and down hair career. It’s as if sometimes his hair is in control of his career and sometime not. Tom Hanks’s Hair (To which will now be referred to as “THH‿.) is its own being, working independent of Tom Hanks the actor, to carve out a place in history for itself. Continue reading

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1. What does the disappointing box office take for M:I 3 mean for the biggest star in the world, our very own Crazy Cruiser?

It means that the Tom Cruise we have come to know and expect on the big screen is gone forever. Continue reading

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“Mel Gibson. Proving once again that there’s still someone in this world crazier than Tom Cruise.” _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ “OH MY GOD! I just realized you’re not Matt Damon. …so embarrassing!” _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ “EXPECTO CORONA!” _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ “Lemon face, ahhh!” _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ “Troll face, ewww!” … Continue reading

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Click HERE, to read Part 1 of the Summer Movie Preview Extravaganza! _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ July 7th Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest The Cast: John(ny) Depp, Orlando Bloom, Domino The Plot: Disneyland needed another reason to remodel their Pirates ride … Continue reading

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