“Mel Gibson. Proving once again that there’s still someone in this world crazier than Tom Cruise.”

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“OH MY GOD! I just realized you’re not Matt Damon. …so embarrassing!”

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“EXPECTO CORONA!”

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“Lemon face, ahhh!”

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“Troll face, ewww!”

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“I think the flapjacks are ready, Jessica.”

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“Since when did Lindsay Lohan turn into a sixty year-old Jewish lady with a waddle problem?”

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“Further proof that The Jay is an excellent judge of character.”

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“I get to be in another Keanu Reeves movie? SWEET!”

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“Back off ladies, this man is mine! … you look beautiful Felicity.”

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“Do these sunglasses make me look gay?”

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“Ugh, it’s Tony’s turn to be the teacher tonight.”

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“Maybe if I don’t move, they won’t be able to see me.”

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“This one’s for Honeymoon in Vegas, yeah! Take a good look, Sarah Jessica, because it’s the closest you’re ever gonna get to one!”

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“Two whores in search of their pimp.”

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“No seriously, I’m a serious actress.”

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“HEY!! Are you really the one guy who paid to see Mission Impossible 3 this weekend? It’s so good to meet you! Thanks for the support in our time of shame.”

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“Gays guys rock! Gyllenhaal SALUTE!”

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Bangarang!