So Mel Gibson hates Jews. Tell me something I don’t know. I’ve been aware of Mad Mel’s rabid anti-Semitism since the menorah-burning scene he snuck into the gag reel on the Braveheart DVD. So I wasn’t too surprised by his drunken outburst last Friday (Though the Sugar Tits comment was pretty kick ass. Guess what The Lady’s new nickname is?). What I was more surprised about was why the media has up till now chosen to ignore this pervasive form of hate-mongering. That being “Celebrities Who Hate A Group Of People”. I did some digging into this rising trend of bigotry and found some surprising results.

Did you know that… ?

Angelina Jolie Hates Friends

Bob Barker Hates Golfers

Samuel L. Jackson Hates Muthafuckin’ Snakes!

George Lucas Hates Fanboys

Robert Downey Jr. Hates Sober People

Lindsay Lohan Hates Guys Who Don’t Have STD’s

Michael Jordan Hates Degenerative Gamblers

Anthony Hopkins Hates Death

Lance Bass Hates Salad Tossers

Nicole Ritchie Hates Chefs

Angelina Jolie Hates Friends

Gary Oldman Hates Vampires

Dan Marino Hates Ring Bearers

Captain Hook Hates (He HATES! He HATES!) Peter Pan

Christina Applegate Hates Anchormen

Paris Hilton Hates Cameramen

Christian Bale Hates Kryptonians

John Travolta Hates Nicolas Cage

Nicolas Cage Hates John Travolta

Marcia Cross Hates Desperate Housewives

Brandon Davis Hates Redheads

Nick Lachey Hates Blonde Pop Singers

Jessica Simpson Hates Has Been Boy Banders

Matthew McConaughey Hates Deodorant Makers

M. Night Shyamalan Hates Movie Critics

Bryan Singer Hates Pirates

Tom Cruise Hates South Park (And Psychiatrists)

R. Kelly Hates Midgets

Michael Vartan Hates Boston-Bred Actors (Named Ben)

Treat Williams Hates The CW

Haley Joel Osment Hates Saturn Owners

Kim Basinger Hates Hairy Men

Anna Nicole Smith Hates Sons Of Rich Men

Howard Stern Hates People Named “Leslie Moonves”

Bruce Willis Hates Terrorists

Mr. T Hates/Pities Fools

Ashlee Simpson Hates Older Sisters

The Jay Hates Greasy Reese-y Witherspoon

Nicole Kidman Hates Tanning Salon Workers

Kevin Federline Hates Social Workers

Katie Holmes Hates Scientologists (Shh, don’t tell anyone.)

Sean Preston Spears Hates Parents

Mel Gibson Still Hates Jews

You learn something new everyday here at TheJay.com. So while the Jewish Anti-Defamation League handles the Mad Mel Beyond Jew-Thunderdome problem, let’s all take up the fight to stop the rest of the celebrity bigotry. Especially the R. Kelly bigotry. I mean, really? Who hates midgets? They’re so small and cuddly.

Bangarang (Hates The Jay)!