Wed 2 Aug 2006
Other Celebrities Who Hate A Group Of People
Posted by The Jay under Celebrity , Reese Witherspoon , Lindsay Lohan , Samuel L. Jackson , Tom Cruise , Brangelina , Nicolas Cage , Paris Hilton , Nicole Ritchie
So Mel Gibson hates Jews. Tell me something I don’t know. I’ve been aware of Mad Mel’s rabid anti-Semitism since the menorah-burning scene he snuck into the gag reel on the Braveheart DVD. So I wasn’t too surprised by his drunken outburst last Friday (Though the Sugar Tits comment was pretty kick ass. Guess what The Lady’s new nickname is?). What I was more surprised about was why the media has up till now chosen to ignore this pervasive form of hate-mongering. That being “Celebrities Who Hate A Group Of People”. I did some digging into this rising trend of bigotry and found some surprising results.
Did you know that… ?
Angelina Jolie Hates Friends
Bob Barker Hates Golfers
Samuel L. Jackson Hates Muthafuckin’ Snakes!
George Lucas Hates Fanboys
Robert Downey Jr. Hates Sober People
Lindsay Lohan Hates Guys Who Don’t Have STD’s
Michael Jordan Hates Degenerative Gamblers
Anthony Hopkins Hates Death
Lance Bass Hates Salad Tossers
Nicole Ritchie Hates Chefs
Angelina Jolie Hates Friends
Gary Oldman Hates Vampires
Dan Marino Hates Ring Bearers
Captain Hook Hates (He HATES! He HATES!) Peter Pan
Christina Applegate Hates Anchormen
Paris Hilton Hates Cameramen
Christian Bale Hates Kryptonians
John Travolta Hates Nicolas Cage
Nicolas Cage Hates John Travolta
Marcia Cross Hates Desperate Housewives
Brandon Davis Hates Redheads
Nick Lachey Hates Blonde Pop Singers
Jessica Simpson Hates Has Been Boy Banders
Matthew McConaughey Hates Deodorant Makers
M. Night Shyamalan Hates Movie Critics
Bryan Singer Hates Pirates
Tom Cruise Hates South Park (And Psychiatrists)
R. Kelly Hates Midgets
Michael Vartan Hates Boston-Bred Actors (Named Ben)
Treat Williams Hates The CW
Haley Joel Osment Hates Saturn Owners
Kim Basinger Hates Hairy Men
Anna Nicole Smith Hates Sons Of Rich Men
Howard Stern Hates People Named “Leslie Moonves”
Bruce Willis Hates Terrorists
Mr. T Hates/Pities Fools
Ashlee Simpson Hates Older Sisters
The Jay Hates Greasy Reese-y Witherspoon
Nicole Kidman Hates Tanning Salon Workers
Kevin Federline Hates Social Workers
Katie Holmes Hates Scientologists (Shh, don’t tell anyone.)
Sean Preston Spears Hates Parents
Mel Gibson Still Hates Jews
You learn something new everyday here at TheJay.com. So while the Jewish Anti-Defamation League handles the Mad Mel Beyond Jew-Thunderdome problem, let’s all take up the fight to stop the rest of the celebrity bigotry. Especially the R. Kelly bigotry. I mean, really? Who hates midgets? They’re so small and cuddly.
Bangarang (Hates The Jay)!





August 9th, 2006 at 1:55 pm
Tom Cruise appears to hate reality.
Also, Kiefer Sutherland hates sobriety.
August 9th, 2006 at 6:10 pm
Keanu Reeves hates acting well.
August 16th, 2006 at 5:27 am
Pamela Anderson hates real boobs
Anna Nicole Smith hate young, poor men
Brandon Davis hates firecrotches
Ellen Degeneres & Rosie O’Donnel hate men
Lance Bass & Keanu Reeves hate women
August 16th, 2006 at 3:25 pm
lol..funny article.
I like your additions too Chuck..lol
August 21st, 2006 at 5:45 am
George Bush Jr. hates not being at war constantly
George Bush Jr. hates low gas prices
Osama Bin Laden hates Americans
George Bush Sr. still hates brocolli
Bill Clinton hates cigars now
Hilary Clinton hates cheating husbands(but will still stay with them—dumb bitch)
The Dixie Chicks hate George Bush Jr.
George Bush Jr. basically hates the world.
August 24th, 2006 at 11:07 am
liz hates the jay
August 24th, 2006 at 11:45 am
Ouch. That one hurt. I’m a go cry my eyes out! You wounded me, Liz. Yowzers, sticks and stones.
August 26th, 2006 at 10:11 am
Ahh….hate and anger take too much work….takes too much out of you if you ask me. I’m generally just too lazy to hate and stomp around angry most of the time….it’s just too tiring.
So there
Matt