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By: The Jay » My Forced Apology To Reese Witherspoon

The Jay » My Forced Apology To Reese Witherspoon — Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:01:49 +0000

[...] for Reese Witherspoon is well-documented. In fact, you can read about it HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE, and HERE. I’ve been one of her biggest detractors, despite really liking her early [...]

By: Adriane

Adriane — Sat, 18 Nov 2006 17:45:02 +0000

Why she thought it was a good idea to do anything else but f*ck him is beyond brain capacity...

Cheers, Adriane

By: Michael

Michael — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 07:48:27 +0000

Don’t make me slap you with isotoner gloves….because I will. My Broncos have done a lot more than your Miami Flippers. Go back to Sea World…put together a couple of winning seasons before you address football royalty Jay. One more question how many Super Bowls did Dan Marino win? Oh thats right…just like Peyton. Maybe they should do a commercial together..it would be fate.

By: The Jay

The Jay — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:27:07 +0000

Mike: Ever hear of the five year grace period? When was the last time your Broncos did anything interesting at all?

Your rings are SO last millenium!

By: The Jay

The Jay — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:26:11 +0000

No, Peyton with a fake Lombardi trophy would be funnier. Cause that's the closest he's ever going to get to one.

Better start prepping that ad, kid.

By: MKDC

MKDC — Tue, 14 Nov 2006 01:23:57 +0000

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Those commercials are gold. Peyton in a fake mustache? Genius.

By: Michael

Michael — Mon, 13 Nov 2006 23:43:26 +0000

Peyton has never won a championship at any level and I predict it will stay that way as long as he keeps making horrible commercials in the foreseeable future. You don’t get anything for being regular season champs. Go Broncos!!! In regards to your future response because I know you will have one….”I can’t hear anything you are saying right now because the Broncos two Super Bowl rings are blocking everything you have to say.” Go Broncos!!

By: Yetused

Yetused — Sun, 12 Nov 2006 04:57:08 +0000

"A Julian McMahon ass shot on Nip/Tuck."

You are soooo right.

But, I have to admit, I don't mind.

By: MKDC

MKDC — Sat, 11 Nov 2006 06:08:10 +0000

On how “write” you were? Well, it appears I’m dealing with a 12 year old, so yes, the bet is on. But on a serious note, I will have to confirm this with Matt Krieger himself. He does own the site and what goes on it is ultimately up to him. I’m pretty sure he’ll go for it.

By: The Jay

The Jay — Sat, 11 Nov 2006 00:07:53 +0000

Wanna bet on that? I'd take Eli winning one before Peyton.

I'll lay it down with you. If the Colts win the Super Bowl, I'll guest write a MKDC exclusive post on the topic of your choosing and advertise it here. But if I win, meaning the Colts lose, you have to run an ad for my site for a month AND write a post detailing how wrong you were and how write I was.

Deal?

NOTE: I know I made a typo in the last sentence, but I'm not gonna change it. But please know that I do know how to use Spellcheck, I just tend to forget to actually use it. This proves, as always, that I'm an idiot.