Monthly Archives: August 14, 2018

Birthday wishes go out to Steven Spielberg, my all-time favorite director, who celebrated his 60th birthday on Monday. He may not always make the coolest movies, or even the smartest movies, but his movies are always exceedingly watching, expertly made and laced with the type of magic seldom seen on-screen. In other words, he makes the best movies. Continue reading

Posted in Bad Celebrity Pictures, Ben Affleck, Heroes, Morgan Freeman, Oscars, Picture This, Rocky Balboa, Samuel L. Jackson, Steven Spielberg, The Butterscotch Stallion, Things Overheard, Tom Cruise, TomKat | 10 Comments

For this, and for the following reasons, Rocky Balboa should win the Oscar for Best Picture. Now I’ll admit out of the gate, that as of this writing I have not seen the movie. So this is all conjecture. If the film is terrible, this post will look pretty stupid. But I don’t think it will be. I think it’s going to be the perfect final chapter in one of my favorite film franchises of all time. I think it’s going to be a great last shot from one of my favorite actors. And I doubt that I will love any film more this year, than Rocky Balboa. Continue reading

Posted in 2007 Academy Awards, Film, Oscars, Rocky Balboa, Sylvester Stallone | 6 Comments

THINGS THAT NICOLE RITCHIE COULD HAVE DONE THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN WORSE THAN DRIVING STONED, AND THE WRONG WAY, ON THE 134 1. Backing into a police car while freebasing, with one hand tied behind her back. 2. Drop a … Continue reading

Posted in Hilary Duff, KT Tunstall, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Ritchie, Things Overheard | 9 Comments

However, once burned twice learned, so I’m a little hesitant to drop-kick Lost to the curb after having followed it for two and a half seasons, only to find myself let down by a “the cheerleader is safe, now what” Heroes. So I’m gonna break down the two shows, sticking as much as possible to just the first season of Lost (for fairness sake), to see if Heroes really has what it takes to be the premiere science fiction drama on TV, and my TV geek salvation. Continue reading

Posted in Heroes, Lost, Television | 153 Comments

So you probably noticed the new head bar. You like? I thought it was time to give the site a facelift; one that would help initiate new readers into what TheJay.com really is: mainly making fun of celebrities. While the sunset pic was nice, it doesn’t exactly scream “Reese Witherspoon has a squirrel chin!” which is what I want this site to convey. Continue reading

Posted in Nicolas Cage, Scrubs, The O.C., Things Overheard | 6 Comments