keri russellWell here’s a nice way to ruin my morning.

People Magazine is reporting that Felicity star (and Top 5 TheJay.com Hottie) Keri Russell is infested with some civilian’s seed (she didn’t even have the decency to get knocked up by a proper celebrity). I’m so upset she’s off the market that I can’t even make up a decent sarcastic comment.

Congratulations to the happy couple. I will now lock my door, watch Eight Days A Week and shake uncontrollably until Heroes comes on tonight (because only Hayden can ease my pain now).

What a bad case of the Mondays.

Bangarang!

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