Rachel, Rachel, Rachel! What are you doing? You slay the world in 2005 and then fall off the face of the Earth, only to show up to the Critics Choice Awards looking like a Gwen Stefani stalker of the week. Despite popular opinoin, Gwen Stefani is not someone you want to aspire to be. Her music is kitschy, not memorable. You starred in the best romance and the best comedy of the last decade. Her husband is way un-talented, while your fiancee is crazy good at his job. At this point, Gwen will always be considered a fashion statement before an actual artist. You, on the other hand, have a chance to be in the top shelve of actors for your generation. But not if you continue down this path of not making movies and looking fugly.
You’re supposed to be classy; the antithesis of all the no-talent, skazzy Celebritard-wastoids clogging the internets (ahem, Tara Reid, ahem). You’re not supposed to attend social functions looking like Gwen’s slightly dykey third cousin. Your Notebook goodwill only extends so far, and the clock is ticking. So stop it. Seriously.
You were The Next! Get it together and start making some movies again, goddamn it!
Bangarang!
P.S. The Dark Knight is a good start.
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Jay…are you insinuating that the McAdams may be in The Dark Knight? B/c that would be awesome! My fiance and I have been throwing names back and forth as to who could play Harley Quinn (b/c come on, they have to include Harlene Quinzel in the new Batman saga, seeing as her character wasn’t invented until after the first Batman(and Heath Ledger is in my opinion a joke as joker (haha)) and this is a lot of parenthesis) But it would be just my luck that instead of Harley Quinn she’ll be playing one of those crappy love interests ala Katie Holmes. Besides Scarlett Johansson would make a banging Harley Quinn.
Anywho, do tell on your PS about The Dark Knight.
I added a link in the P.S. to a rumor piece on Rachel’s possible involvement in the Batman sequel.
McAdams is rumored to be replacing Katie Holmes, and not to play HQ. Though I’ve also heard she’s secrelty going to be playing this franchise’s version of Selina Kyle / Catwoman.
I think Brittany Murphy would make a good Harley, only because she’s already certifiably insane.
Plain and simple…this rumor rocks my world!
First celebrivag, now celebritard. your genius is unending.
Full disclose: I don’t think I invented Celebritard. That one’s been around for a while. But “Celebrivag” is ALL MINE!!!
Rachel McAdams looks more like Meg Ryan than Gwen Stefani in that pic, methinks.
Rachel would be awesome for Batman. Katie is just loosin her mind with Tom. Tom brainwashed HER. HELP HER! LOL.