Comments on: How To Tell If You’re Watching A Bad Nicolas Cage Movie

By: Movie reviews: Global hangovers, rising flames and remakes that don’t suck « footprints…

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 07:04:26 +0000

[...] Despite Nicholas Cage’s presence, the film is bearable for about an hour. And then they mess it all up by setting in [...]

By: Knowing « Minty’s Menagerie

Knowing « Minty’s Menagerie — Sat, 04 Apr 2009 20:59:46 +0000

[...] yeah, yeah I know – a Nicholas Cage movie, I need my head examined right? Well, while I’ll admit that the man has been in [...]

By: Nicholas Cage, Haven’t You Done Enough Already? :: Agent Bedhead

Nicholas Cage, Haven’t You Done Enough Already? :: Agent Bedhead — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 20:23:26 +0000

[...] How To Tell If You’re Watching A Bad Nicolas Cage Movie: Run! [...]

By: Superwes

Superwes — Sat, 14 Mar 2009 02:25:30 +0000

This is the only way I can explain how poor Nick Cage is at acting: Imagine a kid who can’t make the Junior Varsity Basketball team in High School. They don’t even put him when they are up by 40 pts with 2 minutes left. But somehow, this kid gets in to the NBA and goes to the All Star Game. This is the only way I can try to illustrate just how out of place an actor of Cage’s quality is in Hollywood. I just think the fact that they let him in movies is bewildering! He can’t deliver one line well. It actually sounds like he is trying to do an imitation of a terrible actor just to make fun of someone. Strange!
Please quit acting Nick, I can’t even handle your movie commercials that occasionally invade my TV, unless of course you don’t say anything in the ad.

By: Gereck

Gereck — Tue, 30 Dec 2008 04:28:05 +0000

I’m sorry, but every time he delivers a line, he looks like he’s pinching a loaf and just can’t seem to get it out.

By: Shutup

Shutup — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 06:44:48 +0000

All of you are wieners!! Shut the hell up unless you’ve starred in a film. He’s obviously knows how to act if he’s getting a lot of roles and noones forcing you to go see his movies, so stop bitching. Go watch some other movie then.

By: ConfuseReviews.com » Blog Archive » For Nicolas Cage

ConfuseReviews.com » Blog Archive » For Nicolas Cage — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 19:54:57 +0000

[...] using bottled water as a magnifying glass…doesn’t work. You’ve made so many bad films that someone took the time to make a list of tips to determine if what they’re watching is a bad Nicolas Cage film. Isn’t that enough of a [...]

By: IronEddie

IronEddie — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 00:20:43 +0000

He’s hands down the most ridiculous superstar ever. He doesn’t deserve a penny for his shit acting yet he appears in hundreds movies. Why? Cuz all these fucking stupid girls go to see his crap. It’s their fault. No wonder they say women have shit for brains.

By: The Jay

The Jay — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 17:41:49 +0000

This is you trying to be nice? I bet your gorg when you’re mad, then!

By: LaDawn

LaDawn — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 13:55:39 +0000

Look butthead i’m trying to be nice but you have crossed the line…you wouldn”t know a good movie if it bit you in the a…nick is a great actor that gets into the characters that he protrays he takes time to learn about how they would be if he were really them….learn about nick before you put him down….you don’t know anything about movies..good or bad..and if by any chance you took some kind of class or course on being a pro at rating movies…then you should go back and find the smuck that you gave the money to and kick his a!!!!!