The Small Wonder Is Kind Of A Slut

I always did think Vicki the Robot was kind of a slut. Of course, considering how and why she was made, I can kind of see why. There’s no way a super strong robot ten year-old stays dressed in a little frilly maid costume unless she’s programmed to. Methinks Papa Lawson was up to all sorts of no good in his robotics lab. He could have build a hot Tricia Helfer-like Cylcon and both ruled the world and got some hot ADULT robot ass. Instead, he build an apple-cheeked pre-pubescent girl and put her in a get up most commonly found in the back rows of Adult Video stores. Yeah, not sure the network censors picked up on that one.

Also, how awesome must it have been for the Jamie kid to have his dad build a cute robot chick to hang around with while he went through puberty? I bet you a million green dollars Jamie read the instruction manual on Day One and found out how to flip on her Spice Channel switch, if you know what I mean.

Poor, poor Small Wonder girl. From robot child TV star to robot internet whore in only twenty years (and she didn’t even get a part in A.I. Someone needs a new agent.). I blame the evils of 80’s TV syndication for her descent into the online sex trade. Somebody better start keeping an eye on Staci Keanen.

Bangarang!

This video was taken from “Casual Encounters”, a series of short comedy films that explores the sordid world of Craigslist personal ads, in a “Best of Show”-esque mockumentary format. Most of them have a laugh or two, but this one is obviously the best (unless they can somehow get ALF to do one of these. I bet ALF is all over the internet porn. In fact, I’m pretty sure he runs the website www.alienpenisnose.com. It has an Alexa ranking of 37,569.).

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