Thank God!
Hilary Duff finally came to her senses, had her dentist dragged into a back alley and beaten within an inch of his life, and fixed her truly god awful chiclet-like teeth. This may be the smartest career move she has ever made (though she had fairly suspect judgment to begin with. I know she’s your sister and all, but really Hilary, your putting you’re stock in Haylie Duff? She couldn’t even hold her own against Jon Heder. Everyone holds their own against Jon Heder. Orlando Bloom is a flaming suck pit of blandness and even HE could burn Heder off the screen. Seriously, don’t even think about Material Girls 2. And you might want to ask for a DNA test, just to be on the safe side.). Hilary’s career (which is currently taking a nose dive faster than Gavin Newsome’s) just got a brief extension.
For the entire Horse Teeth/Anorexia-era Hollywood was slowly taking a step back from the former Disney Idol. With one trip to the dentist she gambled her entire future and rolled a snake eyes. But like an addicted gambler hitting up the ATM for one final roll of the dice, Hilary Duff, once a cute and perky blonde tween queen, then a scary buck-toothed skeletor, is now a fully-recovering minor Hollywood hottie. Welcome back, kid. Now eat a hamburger.
Here’s the official PR flackment:
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Well, in comparison to what she looked like before, ANYTHING was going to be an improvement. This girl’s been through a lot. What with the anorexia, intense Hollywood-required workout regimen, probable smoking habit, definite excessive club drinking, two major oral surgeries and the general unrest that is celebridom, her face and figure are barely holding on by a thread. She looks like a cross between a constipated Michelle Branch and one of those porn stars who spent just a few too many months in the business. In other words, packed hard and laid down wet. Just as a reminder, she’s only 19. Such is the life of a minor Hollywood hottie desperately clinging to her place on the star pole.
I weep for Lizzie Maguire.
Bangarang!
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She was coming dangerously close to being out-hotted by her sister there… thank goodness it looks like “Cheaper By The Dozen 2″ seems to have been the low point for her, on-screen attractiveness-wise. All she has to do is not work with Haylie anymore and we’re good to go.
This is just the beginning. When the trimmed teeth don’t work, Hillary is going to do some kind of art-house nude fest to try and shed her Disney image (a la Hathaway in Havoc). Can’t wait.
Who gives a crap about some spoiled Hollywood troll!!!!!!