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New Die Hard 4 Poster Doesn’t Suck!

Die Hard 4 Poster

Well, this is MUCH better! Can we please get a petition going to save the “Die Hard 4.0″ title? Die Hard is one of my top five favorite action franchises, and I won’t allow so great a series to be devalued by so bad a sequel title as “Live Free or Die Hard”. It’s been hard enough getting over Bruce Willis not sporting his customary John McClaine toupee. Not to mention the Justin Long involvement. Or bland Timothy Olyphant trying to living up to the tradition of the Gruber boys. Was it too much to ask for a suitably creepy eurasian actor to play the villain? Was Peter Sarsgaard to busy with his new Gyllenhaal spawn? Did Jason Isaacs ask for too much money? Somebody really screwed up here.

Yikes. Great poster, but I still have my fingers crossed. A lot of people are worried about Michael Bay botching the Transformers movie. I sweat it out over Bruce making a lame Die Hard 4. Please let this me a sign of good things to come…

Bangarang!

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5 Comments

  1. A-Train says:

    That’s actually a GREAT poster. It’s got Capitol Hill in the background, the old school leather gun holster, Bruce looking like he’s gone through hell and back. I’m not crazy over Die Hard 4.0, but it’s much better than Live Free or Die Hard.

  2. Spoodles says:

    I really hope they stick with “Die Hard 4.0″ instead of “Live Free or Die Hard.”

  3. Kenneth says:

    Both titles suck but who cares when the trailers looks so great! John McClane is finally back. Yippie-ka-yee muthafuckah!

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  5. mark says:

    there is nothing wrong the poster keep the title die hard 4.0 so it will keep it open for more

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