Comments on: The Worst Crimes Perpetrated On Movie Franchises By Kids

By: db sweeney - StartTags.com

db sweeney - StartTags.com — Thu, 28 Jan 2010 06:58:07 +0000

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By: Heather

Heather — Mon, 25 Feb 2008 23:55:58 +0000

I agree. I wanted to see Hannibal Rising beause Gaspard is gorgeous, but due to this, I think I too will stick with watching Sylar flip over trucks.

Also, Shia. Gosh, I only liked him in one movie (Holes). He RUINED iRobot and Constatine for me. That annoying little prick who should have never existed. Why doesn't anyone remember these performances anymore? He's the reason why I didn't like Transformers when I went sans Surround Sound.

By: The Jay » 2007 on TheJay.com: A Year in Posts

The Jay » 2007 on TheJay.com: A Year in Posts — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 23:13:02 +0000

[...] Billy Zabka. ZABKA!!! I researched the worst crimes perpetrated on movie franchises by kids. There were many. I told you all about the pop culture statements I hold to be true. For all those looking to get in [...]

By: See'r

See'r — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:21:53 +0000

Enjoyed this piece but I gotta say that this :

(please exchuse my language but the whole thing just pisses me right the fuck off.)

Just made my day (night, whatever)

By: 13thDuke

13thDuke — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 16:10:45 +0000

totally agree on the Jake loyde thing. I don´t know what the hell old Lucas was thinking with the script to that one.(scratch that he wanted to print money thats why he half arsed it through that script). I mean with horrid exchanges like:

Padme: your a pilot ?

Anakin: (lets remeber that the fucking kid is eight) ALL MY LIFE !

HE IS FUCKING EIGHT YERS OLD GODDAMNIT.

(please exchuse my language but the whole thing just pisses me right the fuck off.)

By: Dimo

Dimo — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 15:49:33 +0000

I mostly read The Jay’s postings. Mostly.

By: Miriam

Miriam — Wed, 14 Mar 2007 02:02:58 +0000

Ok, I totally agree with all of this...b/c these were the crappy kid movies but let us look at this...and this may be solely b/c of my insatiable love of horror movies, but... Danielle Harris totally brought the Halloween series back! The first two are golden...should not be touched...however this new "prequel" looks awesome as shit. Seriously imdb the new halloween and check out the kid they have playing Michael Myers as a child. It gives me nightmares. Plus Malcolm McDowell is playing Dr. Loomis.

But I digress,

Halloween 4 & 5 was totally brought back by the wonderful Danielle Harris as Jamie, Michael Myers niece is genius. Plus who didn't hate Halloween 3? No Michael Myers? No Jamie Lee Curtis? Screw you Halloween franchise...bring in the kid!

But, oh yeah I totally forgot you hate horror movies...wussy :)