The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it’s their fault.
They mostly come at night. Mostly.
We all go a little mad sometimes.
You’ve lost, you just don’t know it yet.
Fred Willard + Bikinis = Heaven
This movie is rated “R” for violence, language, sexual situations and nudity.
Save the Cheerleader, Save the World.
What’s next?
Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth.
Feeling screwed up at a screwed up time in a screwed up place does not necessarily make you screwed up.
If you haven’t seen it, it’s new to you!
The Internet As A Tool For Good.
Don’t ask me how my flight went. If something interesting had happened, I would have told you.
Whoa.
Everybody pities the weak; jealousy you have to earn.
Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn’t cure.
MySpace is for whores.
THIS! IS! SPARTA!
I will be there as soon as traffic allows.
Now I know I’m pretty, but I ain’t as pretty as a couple of titties.
Good writers borrow from other writers; great writers steal from them outright.
Decisions are made by those who show up.
Always Be Closing
people are afraid to merge on freeways in los angeles
The covers of this book are too far apart.
You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your fucking khakis. You’re the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
Try not. Do or do not, there is no try.
Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
Chance favors the prepared mind.
It can’t rain all the time.
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Strong reasons make strong actions.
Talk hard!
Bangarang!
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Tyler Durden. Damn those words ring heavy today.
I like simple pleasures, like butter in my ass, lollipops in my mouth. That’s just me. That’s just something I like.
Kicking ass and taking names.
I have come here to do two things. Chew gum and kick ass. And I’m all out of bubblegum.
This is my Boomstick.
Kay, Men In Black :
A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it.
I can get behind most of this list. But people are afraid to merge on freeways in los angeles? Come on, what’s that from? Less Than Zero? I mean it might literally be true, but I never understood the greater signifigance. And I’m sure that means I missed the whole point of the book.