Monthly Archives: August 2007

KT Tunstall Is A Cleva Girl

That’s the video for “Hold On”, the first single off of KT Tunstall‘s new album Drastic Fantastic (KT, btw, is my favorite singer right now; that’s right, suck it Paolo Nutini, I will not grant you your last request.). I’m … Continue reading

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Things Overheard on Quentin Tarantino’s Infamous Transpacific Airline Flight

The Scene: Famed movie director Quentin Tarantino is wheel-chaired onto a plane by renowned screen nymph Tiffany Limos. The flight attendant does her best to accommodate QT’s rather repugnant behavior. The Players: QT, Tiffany Limos, and a Flight Attendant who … Continue reading

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The Jay Is McLovin!

Break yourself, foo! To get your own McLovin ID, go to the excellent Rope of Silicon website. Oh, and while I wouldn’t use the obnoxious phrase “Superbad equals Superhilarious” (in the end, it’s still just a teen sex comedy. And … Continue reading

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Steven Seagal Is Hilariously Delusional

In one of the funnier statements recorded this year that didn’t come out of the mouth of Jonah Hill or another of Judd Apatow’s comedic marionette’s, Steven Seagal, former blockbuster action hero and current beached whale, has gone on record … Continue reading

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Owen Wilson Rushed To The Hospital… The Shag’s Prognosis: Undetermined

The Butterscotch Stallion is down! Yahoo is reporting that The Stallion himself, Mr. Owen Wilson, was rushed to the hospital this weekend for an undisclosed reason. He is in good condition now (his shag was touch and go for awhile), … Continue reading

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Keanu Reeves Is Not Helping Matters

I work so hard to defend my boy. I go to exaggerated lengths to prove his worth as an actor and man. I end friendships to maintain his honor. I endanger my reputation as an entertainment humorist by writing 3000 … Continue reading

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The Most Important Pop Culture Dates of the Fall

I’m not much of a thinker a-header (NOTE: totally grammatically correct). I like to, as Garth Algar advises, “live in the now, man”. I prefer to focus on what’s directly in front of me and mentally note things in the … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Celebrity, Film, Heroes, Kristen Bell, KT Tunstall, Life and Times of The Jay, Television, Tom Cruise, Tom Hanks, Veronica Mars, Vince Vaughn | 8 Comments