Too many jokes… must keep humor dignity… must refrain from using the word “Punk’d” as a noun… must remember I am above easy meanness… think of the kids, Jay, THINK OF THE KIDS!
Well, at least she’s smiling? (Look, I’m trying REAL hard not to knock this girl, but it’s not easy when she looks like this. I feel like Vincent Vega standing in Mia Wallace’s bathroom. “…it’s a moral test of yourself, whether or not you can maintain loyalty. Because when people are loyal to each other, that’s very meaningful. So you’re gonna go out there, drink your drink, say “Goodnight, I’ve had a very lovely evening,” go home, and jack off. And that’s all you’re gonna do.”)
Tell me again why women like him so much?
“OMG! This is like, THE most punk I have ever looked. My pink mic could start, like, total anarchistic revolutions it is so freakin’ punk rock. Suck it David Bow-E, I’m the fiercist rocker in music history, LOL!”
“Hi. I’m Peter La Fleur, Owner and Operator of Average Joe’s Gym. And I’m here to tell you, you’re perfect just the way you are. But if you feel like losing a few pounds, gettin’ healthier, and making some good friends in the process… don’t listen to anything Vince Vaughn says. EVER.”
I thought Teri knew that Warners already cast Heath Ledger as The Joker?
Bangarang!
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