To Jews It May Concern:
This is Mel Gibson wishing all my Hebrew brethren, the sugar-titted JAP’s and the fucking man Jews, an easy fast and an enriching day of reflection and atonement for all their sins (the war-starting, the money-grubbing, the big noses, et al) on this most festive holy day, Yom Kippur. And to that end, I, the ever-benevolent Mel Gibson, forgives you Jews. At least the ones that bankroll my movies, anyway. Oh, and all my greedy Jew lawyers that keep me out of the clink and/or rehab, of which I have many. Also, Sydney Pollack.
You’re welcome.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m wanted in Kazakhstahn. I’m going to be the Grand Marhsall in the prestigious, annual Running of the Jews Parade. It’s quite an honor.
Hugs and kisses, my hungry shape-shifting Jews!
Signed,
Mel Gibson, Mayor of Malibu
Grab him by his horns…
I think that Mel Gibson should shut his mouth about the Jewish People. He use to be my favorite actor but after what he said about the Jewish People….he has become a real asshole. Mel, if you’re reading this…..go to hell!!!You are the worst actor that I have ever heard of. I have seen most of your movies and they all suck….especially What Women Want. Please, I have seen better acting then that….way better. So just go to hell and get out of acting.
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