http://www.thejay.com/2007/09/27/things-overheard-keifer-dui/ The official site of Jason Matthews - Playwright, Blogger, Doer Wed, 16 Nov 2011 10:10:30 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.3 http://www.thejay.com/2007/09/27/things-overheard-keifer-dui/#comment-95065 The Jay » 2007 on TheJay.com: A Year in Posts Tue, 01 Jan 2008 23:10:13 +0000 http://www.thejay.com/2007/09/27/things-overheard-keifer-dui/#comment-95065 <p>[...] Why do the Celebritards make it so easy to roundhouse kick them in their constructed faces? I offered Halle Berry some potential names for her new baby. My faves were Hit N Run Berry and David Justice Sucks Berry. I honored 9/11 the only way I know how, by lambasting celebs. Pwned, terrorists! On TheJay.com’s two year anniversary I outlined 21 Ways To Build A Better Pop Culture Blog. You know what helps make a crappy Emmy telecast better? Pictures of Kristen Bell touching Hayden Panetierre. I got my journo on when I chronicled the dubious box office achievement of Evan Almighty. Mel Gibson wishes everyone a joyous Yom Kippur. Unless you are Jewish. Then he wants you to go start another war and run Hollywood and have hook-noses. And I laid the scene down of the DUI arrest of Kiefer Sutherland. [...]</p> [...] Why do the Celebritards make it so easy to roundhouse kick them in their constructed faces? I offered Halle Berry some potential names for her new baby. My faves were Hit N Run Berry and David Justice Sucks Berry. I honored 9/11 the only way I know how, by lambasting celebs. Pwned, terrorists! On TheJay.com’s two year anniversary I outlined 21 Ways To Build A Better Pop Culture Blog. You know what helps make a crappy Emmy telecast better? Pictures of Kristen Bell touching Hayden Panetierre. I got my journo on when I chronicled the dubious box office achievement of Evan Almighty. Mel Gibson wishes everyone a joyous Yom Kippur. Unless you are Jewish. Then he wants you to go start another war and run Hollywood and have hook-noses. And I laid the scene down of the DUI arrest of Kiefer Sutherland. [...]

]]> http://www.thejay.com/2007/09/27/things-overheard-keifer-dui/#comment-84300 The Jay » Runner-Up Excuses For Not Winning People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” Award Mon, 19 Nov 2007 18:21:42 +0000 http://www.thejay.com/2007/09/27/things-overheard-keifer-dui/#comment-84300 <p>[...] Kiefer Sutherland – Might have had a chance if his show hadn’t sucked this year, and he didn’t spend all his off-time getting ripped and jumping into Christmas trees. [...]</p> [...] Kiefer Sutherland – Might have had a chance if his show hadn’t sucked this year, and he didn’t spend all his off-time getting ripped and jumping into Christmas trees. [...]

]]> http://www.thejay.com/2007/09/27/things-overheard-keifer-dui/#comment-74896 Rizzle Mon, 08 Oct 2007 20:57:51 +0000 http://www.thejay.com/2007/09/27/things-overheard-keifer-dui/#comment-74896 <p>Keifer should hire me as his DUI attorney and then we could play 24 in my backyard. I bet he would only come up to my waist.</p> Keifer should hire me as his DUI attorney and then we could play 24 in my backyard. I bet he would only come up to my waist.

]]> http://www.thejay.com/2007/09/27/things-overheard-keifer-dui/#comment-73189 VE Sat, 29 Sep 2007 15:12:32 +0000 http://www.thejay.com/2007/09/27/things-overheard-keifer-dui/#comment-73189 <p>"GHOST OF EMILIO ESTEVEZ’S CAREER"...now that was funny!</p> “GHOST OF EMILIO ESTEVEZ’S CAREER”…now that was funny!

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