Benicio Del Toro Likes To Look Pretty

That's not make up, he just hasn't shaved in a few days.

Attacking Rick Baker in a make-up test for his new movie “The Wolfman”.

That's a face only his GRANDmother could love.

Trying to look happy at the Things We Lost In The Fire Premiere.

Motherhood looks good on Halle!

Standing next to Halle Berry does not help matters.

Will this man never do a movie where he smiles?

Enjoying his screen time with Halle. (I look at this picture and all I wanna do is quote Jay from JSBSB, “Look at this morose motherfucker right here!”)

This casting is as visually spot on as Kevin Spacey as Lex Luthor.

Getting his Che Guevara on, but not looking very… t-shirt and college dorm room-iconic.

He looks madder than Burt Reynolds after he lost to Michael Caine.

Happy happy joy joy time at the Oscars (for which he WON, hello! Can an internet humorist get a smile, here?)

He looks madder than Burt Reynolds after he lost to Michael Caine.

Positively reveling in the Sundance limelight.

Yeah, that's an appealing ad for smoking.

Enjoying his cigarette in the creepiest way possible.

He who smelt it, dealt it, Benicio.  Respect!

Smelling a fart at the premiere of The Pledge.

Yeah, that's an appealing ad for smoking.

Smuggling a Pomeranian on his head into the Sin City premiere.

Still doesn't do it for me.

OK, fine, he’s not a bad looking guy.

But seriously, tell me again how he tagged Scarlett Johansson in an elevator?

She must be the world's most committed starfucker, or have zero aesthetic interest in men.

I guess talent really is everything. Course that doesn’t explain Bret Ratner nailing half the models in Hollywood AND Lindsay Lohan (ok maybe Lindsay, but I blame that on the drugs).

Bangarang!

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5 Comments

  1. natalie says:

    funny thing is he and halle were on oprah the other day and the two girls kept going on and on about how much sex appeal he just oozes from his pores at all times. i don’t get it either…

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  3. josh says:

    maybe his real girlfriend Cat Candelario would like to have something to say about all of this.

  4. Mandy says:

    Who cares how he looks anyways? I doubt he does.

    But before I go, Josh, let me ask you this:

    Do you have any proof that she is his girl friend? if so please verify by doing the following:

    1) Submit A picture of he and the said girl together in public

    2)Submit A single hair follicle of the afore mentioned girl

    3) Submit a statement in which Benicio himself confesses that, yes, he’s getting down with a girl named Cat…sounds like a stripper to me.

    ‘sides someone he loved just got snuffed out so hell yeah, i’d be banging someone too to relieve the stress

    Anyways, He said in a recent interview that he was single OH and lets not forget that supposedly he’s dating Catherine Keener…man, he is a major whore, huh?

    a dirty, dirty whore!

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