Monthly Archives: November 2007

Fun With The Disneyland Sign

My predilection for mixing TheJay.com and actual pop culture is well-documented. From getting Simpsonized to becoming a liscensed member of the McLovin clan, I can’t resist the urge to meld my two favorite things: me and me combined with something … Continue reading

Posted in Life and Times of The Jay, Miscellaneous Pop Culture | 5 Comments

What’s Giving Keira Knightley A Lemonface?

She’s the lead in a critically acclaimed new film coming out this week that’s generating her some serious Best Actress Oscar buzz, she starred in the fourth highest grossing movie of the year, she’s recently been named the new spokesperson … Continue reading

Posted in Bad Celebrity Pictures, Ben Affleck, Celebrity, Film, Grey's Anatomy, Keira Knightley, Orlando Bloom, Star Wars | 4 Comments

Happy Thanksgiving From The Jay!

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Posted in Ben Affleck, Keanu Reeves, KT Tunstall, Life and Times of The Jay, Lindsay Lohan, Orlando Bloom, Rachel McAdams, Reese Witherspoon, Renee Zellweger, Tom Cruise | 2 Comments

Turkey Day Movie Choices: 2007

The beauty of Hollywood is that like life, the more things change the more they stay the same. You can change your hair, your clothes, your attitude, your hatred of Renee Zellweger, your entire world even, but it will always … Continue reading

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Ten “That’s What She Said!” Jokes About the New Get Smart Poster

In honor of The Office airing it’s last pre-strike episode last Thursday, I’m gonna drop some Michael Scott-style humor on the poster for Steve Carell’s latest attempt to apologize for Evan Almighty’s existence and fraudulence. But before I get started, … Continue reading

Posted in Anne Hathaway, Film, Movie Posters, Steve Carell, Television, The Office | 3 Comments

Runner-Up Excuses For Not Winning People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” Award

So People Magazine has named Matt Damon 2007′s “Sexiest Man Alive”. Which I guess is a fine choice if you like pig-nosed frat boy looking dudes who happen to play bad ass amnesiac spies. I’m a fan of the guy … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Benicio Del Toro, Brad Pitt, Bruce Willis, Celebrity, Charlize Theron, Dane Cook, Keifer Sutherland, Matt Damon, Matthew McConaughey, Orlando Bloom, Samuel L. Jackson, Tom Cruise | 6 Comments

I’m Fabio, Bitch!

Let’s right, peoples! Me, the eternal Fabio, is here to take your women, anger your movie stars, and BLOW YOUR MINDS. I am old, craggy, a has-beens has-been, and I was the original male celebritard, but STILL I score with … Continue reading

Posted in Bad Celebrity Pictures, Heroes, Kristen Bell | 2 Comments