Ten “That’s What She Said!” Jokes About the New Get Smart Poster

I'm definitely seeing this movie.

In honor of The Office airing it’s last pre-strike episode last Thursday, I’m gonna drop some Michael Scott-style humor on the poster for Steve Carell’s latest attempt to apologize for Evan Almighty’s existence and fraudulence. But before I get started, let me just say that I like the poster a lot, the teaser trailer cracked me up and any chance to see Steve Carell be awkward and Anne Hathaway be hot at the same time, is one I’m always gonna take. That combination is like Sex Panther to me, sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

So using ones of the highest levels of comedy are invented, here are ten “That’s what she said!” jokes about the new Get Smart Poster.

1 – In that position he’s got her all over his face.

That’s what she said!

2 – When the time for posing arises, he prefers to be behind her.

That’s what she said!

3 – But if there’s crime afoot, they’ll get to the bottom of it.

That’s what she said!

4 – Wow, that pistol looks pretty small in her hands.

That’s what she said!

5 – But she looks really determined to hold onto that thing.

That’s what she said!

6 – Remeber though, it’s not the size of the weapon, it’s how you use it.

That’s what she said!

7 – That coat looks really tight on her. I don’t know how she’s gonna get it off.

That’s what she said!

8 – Speaking of, he should put his arms down, he looks stiff.

That’s what she said!

9 – It really is a nice poster. I can’t wait to nail it against the wall.

That’s what she said!

And of course:

10 – I hope the opening weekend is big.

That’s what she said!

Bangarang!

About Jason Matthews

Jason Matthews is the head writer for TheJay.com. The site has been nominated for two Weblog Awards (Best Culture Blog, 2006 & 2007), and has been featured on more than 100 websites, including the IMDB, Defamer, College Humor, USA Today’s Pop Candy (Written by Whitney Matheson), Entertainment Weekly’s PopWatch, BestWeekEver.tv, Gorilla Mask and eBaum’s World. Jason is also an accomplished playwright. He is currently the Writer-in-Residence at the Ruskin Group Theatre, where through their showcase “Café Plays”, he has written and produced forty-five one-act plays, and premiered his full-length debut comedy ‘Four Night Stand’ to a sold out six-week run in Spring 2010. In addition to his work online and in theatre, Jason was the host of PopLoad on NowLive.com from January – May 2007, and was the Editor-in-Chief of the popular Santa Barbara-based arts magazine CampusPOINT from June 2000 – June 2002. He has a Bachelor’s Degree in Film Studies from UC Santa Barbara, and an intense love for Ben Affleck and Keanu Reeves. Find Jason Matthews on Twitter @ www.Twitter.com/jasonamatthews
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3 Responses to Ten “That’s What She Said!” Jokes About the New Get Smart Poster

  1. Oooh. The 20th is my birthday. The Jay surely knows how to make a girl smile. That’s what she said. Happy Turkey Day in advance. Gobble Gobble. That’s what she said.

  2. The Jay says:

    Always happy to put a smile on your face.

    That’s what she said!

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