I'm definitely seeing this movie.


In honor of The Office airing it’s last pre-strike episode last Thursday, I’m gonna drop some Michael Scott-style humor on the poster for Steve Carell’s latest attempt to apologize for Evan Almighty’s existence and fraudulence. But before I get started, let me just say that I like the poster a lot, the teaser trailer cracked me up and any chance to see Steve Carell be awkward and Anne Hathaway be hot at the same time, is one I’m always gonna take. That combination is like Sex Panther to me, sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

So using ones of the highest levels of comedy are invented, here are ten “That’s what she said!” jokes about the new Get Smart Poster.

1 - In that position he’s got her all over his face.

That’s what she said!

2 - When the time for posing arises, he prefers to be behind her.

That’s what she said!

3 - But if there’s crime afoot, they’ll get to the bottom of it.

That’s what she said!

4 - Wow, that pistol looks pretty small in her hands.

That’s what she said!

5 - But she looks really determined to hold onto that thing.

That’s what she said!

6 - Remeber though, it’s not the size of the weapon, it’s how you use it.

That’s what she said!

7 - That coat looks really tight on her. I don’t know how she’s gonna get it off.

That’s what she said!

8 - Speaking of, he should put his arms down, he looks stiff.

That’s what she said!

9 - It really is a nice poster. I can’t wait to nail it against the wall.

That’s what she said!

And of course:

10 - I hope the opening weekend is big.

That’s what she said!

Bangarang!