Hey kids, I’m at CES (Consumer Electronics Show) in Vegas (baby!) for the next few days, walking the convention halls, drooling over new tech gadgets, praying at the alter of Barney Stinson-sized big screen TV’s and generally gettin’ my geek on (drinking and gambling might also be involved. Here’s my strategy: Always best on black. Thank you, faded ass-kicking tax-evader extraordinaire Wesley Snipes!). Thought you might be interested in reading about all the cool stuff I’ll be scoping out. Check back often for updates, as I’ll be a Twitter-ing fiend for the next full 48. Enjoy!

THE JAY AT CES! (Twitter reposted here as text)

  • Done with the con floor. Saw a ton of cool stuff. Took some great pics. Even did some biz. Success! about 22 hours ago from txt

  • The hot go daddy booth babe just used her boobs as a sales device. I am now registered for a go daddy url. I suck. about 23 hours ago from txt

  • Was just told that robotic vacuums are the future. If thats true then i wanna make like a tree and get out of here. about 23 hours ago from txt

  • I’ve never seen a bigger collection of orange things than at the vonage booth. Yikes! Though it is the new pink. . . about 24 hours ago from txt

  • Just got my ass pwned at the unreal gaming booth. Halo is my game, anyway. about 24 hours ago from txt

  • Never try to park at a convention in vegas. Seriously. 10:19 AM January 09, 2008 from txt

  • Hungover, but ready for day two. . . 09:43 AM January 09, 2008 from txt

  • Sooo drunk around all my bosses. Pray for the jay to come home employed. 09:28 PM January 08, 2008 from txt

  • How come i cant figure out how to play craps? Even when the dealer teaches me? Is it a math thing? Cause i suck at that. 06:56 PM January 08, 2008 from txt

  • Done with day one on the convention floor. Time for a nap and a shower before night time shenanigans. 03:37 PM January 08, 2008 from txt

  • The guy in the blackberry suit was a little grabby. No touching. No touching! 02:53 PM January 08, 2008 from txt

  • The a list booth babes are top to the notch. The b list. . . Not so much. Most are barely fresno 5s. 02:50 PM January 08, 2008 from txt

  • Played madden in 3d from samsung. Was totes tight, but made me dizzy inside of ten mins. 01:20 PM January 08, 2008 from txt

  • Blu ray had an amazing demo on a 150 inch hd screen. Mind officially blown. 01:17 PM January 08, 2008 from txt

  • Finally at the show. Saw the 103 inch plasmas. Theyre Hotter than a hot pocket! 10:13 AM January 08, 2008 from txt

  • Landed. Ancient guy next to me smelled like barry bostwicks ass. Eff southwest. 08:05 AM January 08, 2008 from txt

  • At Burbank, dealing with southwest boarding. Numbered polls, really? What was wrong with stampede style? 06:52 AM January 08, 2008 from txt

  • Flight leaves in seven hours and I’m still awake. Watching The Kingdom to fall asleep. So many FNL’ers in the cast. LOVE that! 11:55 PM January 07, 2008 fromweb

  • The Jay is off to CES! See you on the other side of my schwag pile. Booyah! 09:59 PM January 07, 2008 from web

Bangarang!