In an attempt to fix the mistakes of last season (booting off Melinda Doolittle, capturing Phil Stacey off his alien world of Narblot 7, allowing Sanjaya Malakar to even sniff the Top 24, making the corpse of Tony Bennett a mentor, letting the contestants sing Rob Thomas songs during Latin Week, filming Haley Scarnato’s face instead of her hot HOT gams, and not keeping the Schlitz away from The Buble), Randy, Paula, Simon and Ryan agreed to sit down and write a list of goals for how the show, and their performances, can be improved in Season Seven.
TheJay.com was lucky enough to get our hands on these goal sheets.
HEY, PAULA!
(sip)
Bapada Bipado.
Bipidi Babado.
(slurp)
I’m a dancer!
(crash)
(makes out with Simon)
Oh, Paula!
Bangarang!
Did I hear some rumor that she’s going to appear in the Super Bowl halftime show? Or was that part of the dream I had where The Jim Henson Company revealed that she has actually been a decades-long experiment in next-gen animatronic muppets. I can’t remember.
Her AND Randy are gonna sing. It’s going to be legen… wait for it… DARY!
And also, bloody awful, I’d bet. I can’t wait.
Good news for you Melinda Doolittle fans! She’s set to release her debut album titled, Coming Back to You on Hi-Fi Recordings in January 09. Produced by Grammy-nominated producer Mike Mangini (Joss Stone, Run DMC, The Jonas Brothers), Coming Back to You was recorded with a team of live musicians in Nashville and New York City.
The first single, “It’s Your Love” will be released to radio in October.
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