Comments on: I Keep Getting Older, They Stay The Same Age…

By: The Jay » J.K. P-A-R-E-N-T-I-N’

The Jay » J.K. P-A-R-E-N-T-I-N’ — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 17:55:25 +0000

[...] OK… I can scale it back. I’ll only do 300 push ups, bike fourteen miles and three Corona’s today. Down from my usual 500/50/15. This Daddy thing is not a problem. God bless evolution. [...]

By: The Jay » Eff You January, I’m Going For Actressing!

The Jay » Eff You January, I’m Going For Actressing! — Sat, 02 Feb 2008 03:09:04 +0000

[...] McConaughey was stoked and wowed by the baby growin’ in his ladies womb (named: Tecate Miller Chill McConaughey). Also, he blessed God for [...]

By: The Jay » Katherine Heigl Can NOT Open A Movie!

The Jay » Katherine Heigl Can NOT Open A Movie! — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 07:56:27 +0000

[...] Kate Hudson opened How To Lose A Guy In Ten Days, but her B.O. grosses for The Skeleton Key, Raising Helen and Alex & Emma seem to point to McConaughey being the key to the success. That’s why Fool’s Gold is gonna make a mint. People want to see his abs, not hers. God bless evolution. [...]

By: Great White Snark

Great White Snark — Wed, 23 Jan 2008 05:30:29 +0000

Using “stoked and wowed” and making a shout-out to evolution in the same train of thought is so very McConaugheyistic.

By: dona

dona — Fri, 18 Jan 2008 17:33:16 +0000

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By: The Jay

The Jay — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 05:18:34 +0000

It was an homage! Be honored.

By: rizzle

rizzle — Thu, 17 Jan 2008 02:03:21 +0000

you stole the whole six foot bong rip from the my past! You could have at least given me credit :)