Monthly Archives: January 2008

Ferris Bueller and Carrie Bradshaw’s Night Off

Totally in love married couple, Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker, take an evening stroll down a New York city street. Matthew Broderick: Dear, our dinner was positively delightful. The brioche was exquisite, the tampanade c’est magnifique, and I had … Continue reading

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I Keep Getting Older, They Stay The Same Age…

Normally when news of a celebrity’s shenanigans or misadventures comes through my snarky press wire I take great pleasure in mocking them for their actions. I put funny words into their mouths, and make them look stupid or sound immature … Continue reading

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Paula Abdul’s List Of Goals For American Idol: Season Seven

In an attempt to fix the mistakes of last season (booting off Melinda Doolittle, capturing Phil Stacey off his alien world of Narblot 7, allowing Sanjaya Malakar to even sniff the Top 24, making the corpse of Tony Bennett a … Continue reading

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Ryan Seacrest’s List Of Goals For American Idol: Season Seven

In an attempt to fix the mistakes of last season (booting off Melinda Doolittle, capturing Phil Stacey off his alien world of Narblot 7, allowing Sanjaya Malakar to even sniff the Top 24, making the corpse of Tony Bennett a … Continue reading

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Simon Cowell’s List of Goals For American Idol: Season Seven

In an attempt to fix the mistakes of last season (booting off Melinda Doolittle, capturing Phil Stacey off his alien world of Narblot 7, allowing Sanjaya Malakar to even sniff the Top 24, making the corpse of Tony Bennett a … Continue reading

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Randy Jackson’s List Of Goals For American Idol: Season Seven

In an attempt to fix the mistakes of last season (booting off Melinda Doolittle, capturing Phil Stacey off his alien world of Narblot 7, allowing Sanjaya Malakar to even sniff the Top 24, making the corpse of Tony Bennett a … Continue reading

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THIS! Is JAYmerican Idol!

Welcome to a brand new season of American Idol, the best trainwreck in the history of entertainment! If you are any fan at all of this website I don’t need to tell you the depths of love I have for … Continue reading

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