Monthly Archives: February 2008

Testing the Accuracy of a Google Celebrity Image Search

As a entertainment blogger it’s important that I’m able to find just the right picture to go with a particular story. If I’m writing about, say, Tara Reid being a model citizen, as I do, and I type “Tara Reid … Continue reading

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Grading the American Idol Season Seven Top 10 Girls On The TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale

Tonight was one of those episodes that the casual viewer would be better served just watching the two minute recap at the end of the episode, because sittin through the full 96 minutes would have been a complete waste of … Continue reading

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Grading the American Idol Season Seven Top 10 Guys On The TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale

Beyond learning that David Archuleta can unite us all under one God, him, we learned some interesting things week. Turns out Robbie was wearing the bandanas to dim his poser douchebag levels, David Hernandez is kinda eyeballs creepy but can … Continue reading

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The Traveler Came As A Large And Moving Torg!

The Scene: The Jay’s Oscar Party The Players: The Jay, Random Guests, Renee Zellweger’s BitchFace. INT. THE JAY’S APT – OSCAR NIGHT Red Carpet coverage of the 2008 Oscars is in full swing, and so is the party. Random pretty … Continue reading

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Things Overheard on the Oscars Red Carpet, 2008

Oh look, the Academy Awards are o-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Wuh? Huh? What I miss? Did Daniel Day-Lewis drink a milkshake? Yikes, that was forgettable. It says a lot about the quality of the telecast when the best thing all night was the … Continue reading

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The Jay’s Official 2008 Oscar Predictions

BEST PICTURE – ATONEMENT – JUNO – MICHAEL CLAYTON – NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN – THERE WILL BE BLOOD Will Win: No Country For Old Men – Not as socially retarded as There Will Be Blood, just as third-act … Continue reading

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Grading the American Idol Season Seven Top 12 Girls On The TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale

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