Oh yeah, that’s right baby. Girl, tonight we’re gonna do an interview. You know how I know baby? Cuz its The Today Show, and The Today Show is the show that we interview on. Regis & Kelly is the show we go and plug our charities, but The Today Show is the show that we interview on. Cuz everything is just right, conditions are perfect. There’s nothing good on TV, conditions are perfect. You lean in close and say something sexy like “I really liked working on the movie, especially my personal scenes with Eric Bana.” I know what you’re trying to say baby. You’re tryin to say “Ooh yeah, it’s show business, it’s show business time.”

It’s show business, it’s show business time!

That’s what your trying to say, your trying to say lets get down to show business, its show business time.

Its show business, its show business time.

Thats what you’re tryin to say, you’re tryin to say lets get down to show business, it’s show business time!

Ooh, Next thing you know were in the green room snacking on veggies. That’s all part of it. That’s foreplay. Then you go check your Blackberry to see if your agent called, that’s not part of it but it’s still very important. Then we’re on the set. You’re wearing that ugly black see-thru librarian top that you had on for the Sundance junket you did for your last movie, and it’s never looked better on you. Mmmhh, Sundance junket is not tonight. Oh you don’t know what you’re doing to me. I remove my earbud and don’t hear the producers, but i’ve still got my sleeve mic, but then I turn it into a sexy eye stare. Next thing you know I’m down to just my hip mic and you know when I’m down to just my hip mic what time it is. It’s time for show business. It’s show business time.

Its show buisness, its show business time

You know when I’m down to just my hip mic its time for show business, that’s why they call them show business hip mics.

Ooh, doin an interview, doin an interview with you, doin an interview with you for two minutes. When its with me you only need two minutes, cuz I’m so intense. Two minutes in heaven is better then one minute in heaven. You say sumthing like “Thanks for having us on the show, Matt”, I know what your trying to say, your trying to say “Ahh yeah that’s it”. Then Matt tells us he want to do one more segment. Well I’m not surprised, But I’m quite sleepy.

Its show business, its show business time

Show Business hours are over, baby

Its show business, its show business time.

Bangarang!