Monthly Archives: October 16, 2018

Posted on October 16, 2018 by Jason Matthews

Yep, still bland! Even with a God-sized snot rocked coating his soft vanilla center he still cannot escape his inherent blandness. There may be no hope for him, at all. I should feel delighted seeing him get humiliated in front … Continue reading →

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Posted on October 16, 2018 by Jason Matthews

Watch the video before you read on! _________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________ My power is more powerful than your power. My funny is funnier. I’m Scrunchy Von Scrunch Scrunch My whoa is better than your whoa. L-I-V-I-N! My manly is more manly than your … Continue reading →

Posted in Britney Spears, Celebrity, Katherine Heigl, Keanu Reeves, Lost, Matthew McConaughey, Miscellaneous Pop Culture, Paris Hilton, Rachel McAdams, Renee Zellweger, Scarlett Johansson, Steven Spielberg, The Butterscotch Stallion, Tom Cruise | 5 Comments

Posted on October 16, 2018 by Jason Matthews

The first episode of Idol that actually felt like a real American Idol episode since Top 4 week of LAST SEASON. Well-produced, expertly paced, recognizable music, solid performances, cute video packages, a minimal amount of Ryan/Simon bitchiness, a maximum of … Continue reading →

Posted in American Idol, American Idol: Season Seven, Television | 1 Comment

Posted on October 16, 2018 by Jason Matthews

Looking pretty in Hollywood isn’t hard to do. Every celebrity does the same things: eat right, exercise often, get their hair done by professionals, use make-up that matches, highlights and improves their skin, kill babies and suck their blood. It’s … Continue reading →

Posted in Ashton Kutcher, Celebrity, Kristen Bell, Lindsay Lohan, Matthew McConaughey, Reese Witherspoon, Renee Zellweger | 3 Comments

Posted on October 16, 2018 by Jason Matthews

As predicted by me, Britney slam dunked her extended cameo on the alarmingly rapid decline of funny known as “How I Met Your Mother”. She was poised, professional and cleaned-up to the point of 1998 hotness. Every goal for the … Continue reading →

Posted in Britney Spears, Celebritards, Cobie Smulders, How I Met Your Mother, Television | 2 Comments

Posted on October 16, 2018 by Jason Matthews

What Tony Romo Is Thinking: No huddle, on the 30, defense in Cover 2, Coach calls the smash route, my progression is key corner, then hitch underneath. If the cornerback sinks back to stop the corner route, I throw the … Continue reading →

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Posted on October 16, 2018 by Jason Matthews

I think we can all agree that despite the 5150′s, the Federline spawn, the going commando, the dinners with Riggs, the bi-polar manic depression and the British accent, that Britney Spears is a Brilliant Genius.*** Anyone that can change the … Continue reading →

Posted in Britney Spears, Music | 8 Comments