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Adopted Kidz Wif No Feet Privlishes

Angelina Jolie makes her foreign kids walk, while the whitey gets carried.

*** Props to I Can Has Cheezburger for the template.

Bangarang!

5 Comments

  1. Kris says:

    Maybe I don’t get your joke but… the other 3 are fully capable of walking. The toddler, however, is probably still a little shaky.

  2. The Jay says:

    The point was that she’s carrying the white, biological child, and making the adopted, foreign children walk. It’s just a curious image, don’t you think?

  3. Kris says:

    Not really. She often carried the others when they were younger, and I still see her carry Z when Shiloh’s not around. And Shiloh can’t really walk. She’s not even two yet. Plus, AJ’s pregnant–try to imagine this from a pregnant woman’s point of view. Maddox is almost 7, Pax is almost 4.5 (can you imagine how much those boys weigh?), and even Z is already 3. And those three are perfectly able to walk. So why shouldn’t they? I don’t see an issue here.

    PS: Your writing’s great and often makes me laugh. Looking forward to your next column.

  4. Mike Darling says:

    i know she should use her other 12 hands and carry them all! who cares if the white biological is just a baby

  5. The Jay says:

    It would appear the comedy of this picture post fell flat. I’ll bring the thunder better next time, promise.

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