Thu 27 Mar 2008
My Blog Is Better Than Your Blog
Posted by The Jay under Celebrity , Keanu Reeves , Renee Zellweger , Britney Spears , Tom Cruise , Lost , Scarlett Johansson , The Butterscotch Stallion , Rachel McAdams , Steven Spielberg , Paris Hilton , Miscellaneous Pop Culture , Matthew McConaughey , Katherine HeiglWatch the video before you read on!
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My power is more powerful than your power.
My funny is funnier.
I’m Scrunchy Von Scrunch Scrunch
My whoa is better than your whoa.
L-I-V-I-N!
My manly is more manly than your manly.
My talent is funnsmartandgreat.
I’m already my prepping my next reality show.
My TV show is more confusing.
I’m hotter.
I’m more annoying.
Your Oscar speech isn’t very good.
My batshit crazy is crazier than your batshit crazy.
Your cleavage owes my cleavage $20 bucks.
My jiggy smells like baby wipes.
My better.
My better.
Is better than your better.
My better is better than your better.
Thank you very much for coming.
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March 27th, 2008 at 10:19 am
I love it! Especially AFTER watching the video clip, which I hadn’t done in the beginning. It made more sense to me then…
“My whoa is better than your whoa.” Exactly. lol
March 27th, 2008 at 11:32 am
I totally claim the “Your cleavage owes my cleavage $20 bucks.”
But how u know that ur blog is better than my blog? Did u even read my blog? Hum, thats what i thought! lol.
March 27th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
I’ve read your blog. His is better.
March 31st, 2008 at 7:08 pm
Huh? Did you say something? I just came over to smell the Whoa.
le sigh