Monthly Archives: October 16, 2018

Before we get to what an utter hot mess Neil Diamond Night was, let’s talk a bit about how gloriously bad my predictions have been this year. I think I’ve been wrong 712 straight times. Last year I batted .600 … Continue reading

Posted in American Idol, American Idol: Season Seven, Television | 4 Comments

Owing to the recent “controversy” of tween queen / IMAX box office champion / 1992 Champion Embarrassed Child / monolith Miley Cyrus showing her back for a photo spread in the high-class glossy Vanity Fair (whose readership, I’m sure, includes … Continue reading

Posted in Celebrity, Miley Cyrus | 1 Comment

OK, first off, let me just say this, so we can all be on the same page: I did not do this. Yes, it’s my symbol, and I do happen to be quite proud of it, but I did not … Continue reading

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By now you’ve most likely seen the racy Gossip Girl ad campaign displayed to the right. Conservative watchdogs barked like mad when the campaign first appeared in magazines and on bus stops nationwide. How dare the show allude to the … Continue reading

Posted in Friday Night Lights, Gossip Girl, Grey's Anatomy, Heroes, Lost, Scrubs, Television | 2 Comments

Even though when I’m not playing Celebrity Smackdown online I make my creative way penning acerbic stage plays, I was not at all up for Broadway Night. I had no interest in seeing young popstar wannabes attempting showtunes, especially maudlin … Continue reading

Posted in American Idol, American Idol: Season Seven, Television | 6 Comments

G.I. Joe: The Movie stole the Batsuits from the Cookie Jar! Bangarang! (Follow me on Twitter @jasonamatthews) Average Rating: 4.6 out of 5 based on 288 user reviews. { “@context”: “http://schema.org/”, “@type”: “Review”, “datePublished”:”October 16, 2018″, “itemReviewed”: { “@type”: “Product”, … Continue reading

Posted in Film, Miscellaneous Pop Culture | 3 Comments

OHH, OHH! Tommy! My bubeleh! How are you, dear? Huh? How are ya? You look thin! Why don’t you eat? Enh? Enh? How come you never eat? What, you trying to impress a girl? She’ll like you as you are … Continue reading

Posted in Celebrity, Katie Holmes, Tom Cruise, TomKat | 1 Comment