Monthly Archives: April 2008

Grading the American Idol Season Seven Top 5 On The TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale

Before we get to what an utter hot mess Neil Diamond Night was, let’s talk a bit about how gloriously bad my predictions have been this year. I think I’ve been wrong 712 straight times. Last year I batted .600 … Continue reading

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The New Rules For Photographing Miley Cyrus

Owing to the recent “controversy” of tween queen / IMAX box office champion / 1992 Champion Embarrassed Child / monolith Miley Cyrus showing her back for a photo spread in the high-class glossy Vanity Fair (whose readership, I’m sure, includes … Continue reading

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It’s Not What It Looks Like!

OK, first off, let me just say this, so we can all be on the same page: I did not do this. Yes, it’s my symbol, and I do happen to be quite proud of it, but I did not … Continue reading

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OMG! TV Marketing Agencies – Now Charging By The Letter

By now you’ve most likely seen the racy Gossip Girl ad campaign displayed to the right. Conservative watchdogs barked like mad when the campaign first appeared in magazines and on bus stops nationwide. How dare the show allude to the … Continue reading

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Grading the American Idol Season Seven Top 6 On The TiVo Multi-Bloop Scale

Even though when I’m not playing Celebrity Smackdown online I make my creative way penning acerbic stage plays, I was not at all up for Broadway Night. I had no interest in seeing young popstar wannabes attempting showtunes, especially maudlin … Continue reading

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Who Stole the Batsuits From the Cookie Jar?

G.I. Joe: The Movie stole the Batsuits from the Cookie Jar! Bangarang! (Follow me on Twitter @jasonamatthews) [ on this server. | forbidden | you don't have permission to access /erfhj93hfdfjskfbheiweriuwww/rmkw.ico | 403 forbidden ]

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Spending Time With Grammy Katie

OHH, OHH! Tommy! My bubeleh! How are you, dear? Huh? How are ya? You look thin! Why don’t you eat? Enh? Enh? How come you never eat? What, you trying to impress a girl? She’ll like you as you are … Continue reading

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