Sandra Bullock, Former All-Time Girl Next Door and Current “Really Sandy, Another RomCom? REALLY?” Actress, and better-bearded abtor (actor with abs instead of chops), Ryan Reynolds, shoot a scene from their upcoming romantic comedy (natch), the sure to be middling box office earner, “The Proposal”.

Ryan Reynolds: Remember when you were a relevant film actress?

Sandra Bullock: Remember when you were considered the next big thing?

RR: Remember when you did The Divine Secrets of the Ya Ya Sisterhood and every guy who ever thought you were hot swore they’d never be roped into another one of your movies ever again, even if Keanu Reeves was in it?

SB: Remember when you did Waiting and everyone that ever found you funny swore they’d never look at Van Wilder the same way again, and not just because Tara Reid was in it?

RR: Remember when you almost took the America’s Sweetheart away from Julia Roberts, which was never?

SB: Remember when you could open a movie to more than $11 million, which was never?

RR: Remember when you weren’t pigeonholed into only doing Romantic Comedies?

SB: Remember when you weren’t pigeonholed into only doing Romantic Comedies?

RR: …

SB: …

RR: Remember when you were crazy hot and you did the cover of US Magazine where you were soaking wet and all come hither and you made a man out of The Jay?

SB: Remember when your abs were the abbiest abs that ever abbed and it was almost scary too look at your stomach for fear your abs would smite the world?

RR: Remember when you totally pulled off that Bill Pullman romcom?

SB: Remember when you totally rocked the fat suit in Just Friends like no other man has ever rocked a fat suit before (except for Courtney Cox on Friends)?

RR: Remember when you were the only tolerable thing about Crash?

SB: Remember when you made neck beards and man highlights cool again in Blade: Trinity?

RR: Remember when you used to bang Ryan Gosling before it was in to be an A-list Cougar?

SB: Remember when you used to bang Alanis Morissette before it was in to be an A-list actor dating a has been rocker?

RR: Remember when you were almost Wonder Woman?

SB: Remember when you were almost The Flash?

RR: Remember when you were cast as Maggie in Million Dollar Baby but left the production only to see Hilary Swank get the role and win an Oscar for it?

SB: Remember when you were offered the role of Xander on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and you turned it down and it became a huge cult hit that spawned legions of fans and you ended up doing Two Guys A Girl and a Pizza Place which spawned a lot of people changing the channel?

RR: Remember Two If By Sea?

SB: Remember Buying the Cow?

RR: Hey!

SB: /shrugs

RR: …

SB: …

RR: Remember Speed?

SB: Remember Smokin’ Aces?

RR: Remember Miss Congeniality?

SB: Remember The Nines?

RR: Remember when you were awesome?

SB: Remember when you were funny?

RR AND SB: Those were the daaaaaays!

Bangarang!