Tue 13 May 2008
You Can Take A Horse To Water, But You Can’t Make Her Dress Properly
Posted by The Jay under Celebrity , Sarah Jessica Parker
FREEZE!!!
Why? Did I do something wrong?
What… What? WHAT is that?
Huh? Is there a bee on me?
… no. There’s a FUCKING BUSH on you!
Oh, that. Yeah, it’s my hat. Fab, right?
….
I wore it too piss off that cow, Catrall!
Yeah, but…
And my beard said it would look good.
He would know, but…
Also I’m a little bit insane.
I’m not arguing that with you.
Don’t even try to deny its awesomeness!
It’s just that-
You know you love it!
But, SJP!
LOVE! … IT!
….
….
Fine. Maybe I do.
Neeeeeeeigh! (/bucks hind legs)
Stupid awesome horse making me like her!
Bangarang!
May 14th, 2008 at 5:35 pm
i wasnt aware there was a “proper” way to dress. she’s expected to dress like that at this point. id expect nothing less. ferris isn’t gay, i boned him in the 80s.
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