The Jay tries to understand SJP.FREEZE!!!

The Jay tries to understand SJP.Why? Did I do something wrong?

The Jay tries to understand SJP.What… What? WHAT is that?

The Jay tries to understand SJP.Huh? Is there a bee on me?

The Jay tries to understand SJP.… no. There’s a FUCKING BUSH on you!

The Jay tries to understand SJP.Oh, that. Yeah, it’s my hat. Fab, right?

The Jay tries to understand SJP.….

The Jay tries to understand SJP. I wore it too piss off that cow, Catrall!

The Jay tries to understand SJP.Yeah, but…

The Jay tries to understand SJP. And my beard said it would look good.

The Jay tries to understand SJP.He would know, but…

The Jay tries to understand SJP.Also I’m a little bit insane.

The Jay tries to understand SJP.I’m not arguing that with you.

The Jay tries to understand SJP. Don’t even try to deny its awesomeness!

The Jay tries to understand SJP.It’s just that-

The Jay tries to understand SJP. You know you love it!

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The Jay tries to understand SJP.….

The Jay tries to understand SJP. ….

The Jay tries to understand SJP.Fine. Maybe I do.

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The Jay tries to understand SJP.Stupid awesome horse making me like her!

Bangarang!

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About Jason Matthews

Jason Matthews is the head writer for TheJay.com. The site has been nominated for two Weblog Awards (Best Culture Blog, 2006 & 2007), and has been featured on more than 100 websites, including the IMDB, Defamer, College Humor, USA Today’s Pop Candy (Written by Whitney Matheson), Entertainment Weekly’s PopWatch, BestWeekEver.tv, Gorilla Mask and eBaum’s World. Jason is also an accomplished playwright. He is currently the Writer-in-Residence at the Ruskin Group Theatre, where through their showcase “Café Plays”, he has written and produced forty-five one-act plays, and premiered his full-length debut comedy ‘Four Night Stand’ to a sold out six-week run in Spring 2010. In addition to his work online and in theatre, Jason was the host of PopLoad on NowLive.com from January – May 2007, and was the Editor-in-Chief of the popular Santa Barbara-based arts magazine CampusPOINT from June 2000 – June 2002. He has a Bachelor’s Degree in Film Studies from UC Santa Barbara, and an intense love for Ben Affleck and Keanu Reeves. Find Jason Matthews on Twitter @ www.Twitter.com/jasonamatthews
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2 Responses to

  1. kate says:

    i wasnt aware there was a “proper” way to dress. she’s expected to dress like that at this point. id expect nothing less. ferris isn’t gay, i boned him in the 80s.

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