Monthly Archives: June 2008

Hilary Swank Takes All The Fun Out Of Calling Her A Dude

The Top Ten Rejected Headlines For This Post: 10. “The Lowered Standards of American Trannies” 9. “Macauley Culkin Not Aging Well” 8. “Hilary Swank Tries On her 1995 Brad Pitt Costume” 7. “Fish Meet Barrel. KABLOOIE!” 6. “Annette Benning Officially … Continue reading

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The Dubious Box Office Achievement of Jumper

There are times in life when you can see the train coming, know you should jump out of the way, but find you can do nothing to avoid the gruesome inevitability. Last fall I documented Evan Almighty’s fishy $100 million … Continue reading

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Word(le) Up!

For a writer, words are a special thing. We like to read them, write them, make them up (pwnage, anyone?), expound on their meaning, spell them pourly, pretend we know how to put the bigger ones in context, and we … Continue reading

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George Carlin Will No Longer Party On

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Violet Affleck’s List Of Weekly Chores

Apparently, kids are good for more than just foisting your love of Keanu Reeves on them. If you haven’t heard the remarkable “Celebrity Kid Makes Good” story, let me sum it up for you: Jennifer Garner took her angelic baby … Continue reading

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The Jay’s Eleven: Stealing/Saving Suri Cruise

So I haven’t posted in a week and a half. Was it due to laziness? Hardly. I’ve been hatching a plan. A plan so righteous, so progressive and so oddly heartwarming, that it required my full attention. That plan? Rescuing … Continue reading

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