The Top Ten Rejected Headlines For This Post:
10. “The Lowered Standards of American Trannies”
9. “Macauley Culkin Not Aging Well”
8. “Hilary Swank Tries On her 1995 Brad Pitt Costume”
7. “Fish Meet Barrel. KABLOOIE!”
6. “Annette Benning Officially Pissed For Losing Two Oscars To A Guy”
5. “Hilary Swank’s Smart Water Needs More Human Development Education”
4. “Steve Sanders Officially Embarrassed For Tapping That”
3. “Hilary Swank Withdraws Her Name From The Maxim Hot 100 of 2008″
2. “P.S. I Love You, Man!”
1. “Hilary Swank To Star In The Sequel To Tuck Everlasting”
Bangarang!
In honor of Aerosmith:
Dude, Looks Like a Dude.