Hilary Swank, Not Attractive, Female-wise


The Top Ten Rejected Headlines For This Post:

  • 10. “The Lowered Standards of American Trannies”

  • 9. “Macauley Culkin Not Aging Well”

  • 8. “Hilary Swank Tries On her 1995 Brad Pitt Costume”

  • 7. “Fish Meet Barrel. KABLOOIE!”

  • 6. “Annette Benning Officially Pissed For Losing Two Oscars To A Guy”

  • 5. “Hilary Swank’s Smart Water Needs More Human Development Education”

  • 4. “Steve Sanders Officially Embarrassed For Tapping That”

  • 3. “Hilary Swank Withdraws Her Name From The Maxim Hot 100 of 2008″

  • 2. “P.S. I Love You, Man!”

  • 1. “Hilary Swank To Star In The Sequel To Tuck Everlasting”

    • Bangarang!