Monthly Archives: October 16, 2018

So LA shook from it’s 2% body fat hinges this morning. After checking on the things that matter most to me in this world: my family, my friends, my 52″ Samsung LCD HDTV, I did what any clear-headed post-quake Angeleno … Continue reading

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Mmmm, he was dee-licious! Tasted like Kiehl’s face cream and desperation. Ooh boy, my fav! I don’t know why Ry Ry is being so huffy, who doesn’t like a boy with a good, manly scar, right? He’ll be power topping … Continue reading

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Shia LaBeouf promised us he was different. He told us that he was lucky to have his career, to be working with legends like Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford. That he understood the privilege it is being a well-paid movie … Continue reading

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OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIAAAAAA!!!!! You make me feel like a car crash victim! Bangarang! Average Rating: 4.4 out of 5 based on 294 user reviews. { “@context”: “http://schema.org/”, “@type”: “Review”, “datePublished”:”October 16, 2018″, “itemReviewed”: { “@type”: “Product”, “name”: “Male Enhancement Pills” }, … Continue reading

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WOOOHOOOO!!! FUCKIN WOOOOOO, BAAAAAYBEEEEE! I feel like such a MAN right now! Like I could wear socks with my sandals and nobody would give me shit. Cause if they did, I’d cut them with my man-sword. I wonder if I … Continue reading

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Well alright, alright, alright! It’s a boy. Jager bombs for everyone! Let’s do this Daddy thang! My own little Mini-McConaughey… wow. My stokage level is set to “awesome” and my inner chi is rocked for crazy trimana! Time for Papa … Continue reading

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