Tue 8 Jul 2008
Sunday! SunDAY! SUNDAY!
LIVE!!!
IN MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE!! It’s an A-list celebrity birth!!!
Sponsored by AUSTRALIA!!!!
They have CRIMINALS!!! And ACTOOOOORS!
See Nicole Kidman pose for a celebratory People Magazine cover with NO EMOTION ON HER FACE!!
Read the boring PR statement declaring the couple “HAPPY ON THIS JOYOUS OCCASION”!!!
Prepare to be CELEBABYNATED!!!
WHEN?
Watch Nicole give her new baby a ridiculous name that will haunt the kid forever!!!!
Watch Keith possibly not do drugs!!! And SING!
LIIIIIIIVE!!!!
Will Tom Cruise send a fruit basket?
Will Russell Crowe tell a reporter looking for a comment to “fuck off”?
Will someone throw another SHRIMP ON THE BARBIEEEEEE???
Find out…
SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
You can’t miss yet another Celebrity BABY… BABY… BABY!!!
Guest appearances by: Shiloh, Suri, the Naomi Watts baby and BILLY ZAAAAANE!
HE’S A COOL DUDE!!!!
SUNDAY!
Bangarang!
July 8th, 2008 at 2:01 am
Sponsored by AUSTRALIA!!!!
They have CRIMINALS!!! And ACTOOOOORS!
And cricketers. And swimmers, who are going to kick your arse in Beijing.
July 8th, 2008 at 10:26 am
How did my post on Nicole Kidman’s baby turn into an Olympics hype field about cricket? The interwebs is an odd place.
July 8th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Any excuse dude, any excuse :p
July 8th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I’ll give you free reign if you want to give me some link love on your blog.