Monthly Archives: August 2008

Religious Conversions Caused By Celebrities

Celebrities are always being credited, or should I say blamed, with starting trends. Jennifer Beals caused a nation of woman to massacre their sweaters, Woody Harrelson made white guys think they could hoop, George Clooney is responsible for the raft … Continue reading

Posted in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Celebrity, Matthew McConaughey, Mel Gibson, Reese Witherspoon, Sarah Jessica Parker, Shia LaBeouf, Tom Cruise | 1 Comment

It’s Not Easy Being Zach Braff

/Conner Oberst emos on the soundtrack /discerning people not in the need of Xanax immediately roll their eyes “Why is my life so HARD? I just want to rub my hands across some Damien Rice vinyl records and ruminate on … Continue reading

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Will Affleck For Food

Uh, gotta any acting gigs? Please, anything you have in your pocket, or production office, will do. I promise not to use it on poker tournaments or runs for political office. I just need them to act. I haven’t acted … Continue reading

Posted in Ben Affleck, Ben Affleck: Workin Man, Celebrity | 2 Comments

10 Reasons Why The Pitt-Jolie Twins People Magazine Cover Isn’t Selling Well

Russia is at war, the Olympics are happening, the Presidential Election is hitting its peak, and we are losing talented celebrities left and right (R.I.P. Bernie and Isaac)… but let’s talk about something important. Defamer is reporting that the $14 … Continue reading

Posted in Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Celebrity | 4 Comments

Things Overheard During Tori Spelling’s 90210-Remake Contract Negotiation

The Scene: The producers of the awesome slash nauseating 90210 remake meet with Tori Spelling to consider raising her per episode salary (owing to her vital importance, obvs). The Players: Producer 1, Producer 2, Tori Spelling, Tori Spelling’s Rack of … Continue reading

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Pink Finds Serious Love

In relationship news, Pink, the notoriously guy-style V-stomached musical artist and singer of pop songs so frustratingly catchy they make you want to reverse puke, has found new love in the arms of former Has Been-Never Was cult actor Yahoo … Continue reading

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