Comments on: The 50 Reasons 90210 Is the Greatest/Worst Thing in the History of Time, Space and Recorded Existence

By: Francesca

Francesca — Thu, 06 Nov 2008 05:05:29 +0000

Thank you! Andrea Zuckerman should be voted most insufferable abomination of all time! I think I said a prayer every night in the early ’90s that her rat’s nest of deep fried hair, or something like it, would ignite a la Michael Jackson on the show. And then there might be some sort of tearful farewell to the character that never should have been. Alas my prayers were ignored. And now that I learn there is fugly Zuckerman spawn on this new show, I am forced to rethink my prolife sensibilities.

By: Tracy

Tracy — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:50:30 +0000

OK, this almost made me want to watch only it didn’t!

By: Yeti9000

Yeti9000 — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 03:10:49 +0000

Hilarious...I agree with everything you said! EXCEPT that I was thrilled to hear the mention of the name Zuckerman in that lame-o student news scene! We actually rewound the old Tivo twice to make sure we heard it correctly.

Kudos to Andrea for landing herself a Latino esposo. Now if I could only figure out why her daughter has a hyphenated name as well...all would be cool with the world...

Oh yeah, and fat and Asian or not, Brenda rules!!

By: A. Bird

A. Bird — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 18:42:33 +0000

The only real reasons to watch the show are the following:

1) Shannen’s ever-burgeoning fatness.
2) Kelly’s thinnish upper lip which magically remains un-Restylaned amidst a sea of pillow-mouth goddesses.
3) The promise of Ann Gillespie returning as the cracked-out alkie, Jackie Taylor.
4) Squealing in horror/delight–horlight–at the dental floss these actresses call “their bodies.”
5) This blog.

THAT’S. FUCKING. IT.

ps: I lied. That’s not it. Jessica Walters is obviously the hottest piece of ass on that show.

By: nat

nat — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:29:35 +0000

TOTALLY looked like he was wearing socks in the pool! and it’s the only thing i could focus on for the entire scene, and then the next 10 minutes when i found out he wasn’t!