Uber be-schnozzed Oscar winner Adrien Brody, known well for being the worst looking A-list actor this side of Tobey Maguire’s vagina face, known currently for getting outclassed and outacted by one Mr. Benjamin Geza Affleck in Hollywoodland, and known best for grabbing the phrase “seizing the moment”, swinging it around his head and executing a perfect inverted suplex, for kissing Halle Berry as he accepted said Oscar, is seen here reenacting his award show smooch with renowned mumbly actor Mark Ruffalo.

Word is, Brody was so high off the patchouli in his dirty hippie beard (P.S. Vinnie Chase wore it better) that he mistook the gin and tonic Ruffalo handed him for an Oscar and immediately launched himself at the unsuspecting actor. Secretly turned on by being mistaken for Halle Berry, Ruffalo said nothing and just let it happen. After it was over, Brody noticed the drink in his hand and exclaimed “Dude, my second Oscar, my second kiss with Halle AND a free drink? Suck it, Hilary Swank! I feel like my nose is 1/8 its size!”

Bangarang!