I’m doing this one Gossip Girl-style (cause I’m nothing if not a teenage girl):

Spotted on the 405: Eddie M, going the extra mile this morning to promote his latest comedy abortion. Guess no one told him Meet Dave’s friend request was denied.

You know what they say, Starship Dave: in this town, you should never get a big head. It only leads to trouble. And freeway delays.

Until then, you know you love me.

XOXO

The Jay

*h/t to the evilschultz Twitter file for bravely snapping this picture and not getting into an accident in the Sepulveda Pass. Your journey to the wastelands of Culver City was not in vein, good sir.