Monthly Archives: October 2008

The Scariest Thing You Will See on Halloween

If you look directly at it, your face will melt. If you stare at it for ten seconds a ring will appear. You now have seven days to live. If you see it in a Haunted House, it’s already too … Continue reading

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The World Will Never Know Another Joaquin Phoenix

Dear Joaquin, Hey! I just heard about your retirement from acting. I wanted to wish you my sincere congratulations on this momentous life change, and my sincerest hope that you achieve all the goals of your newfound musical career. When … Continue reading

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Time For The Internet’s Favorite Game: HAND OR PAW!!!

Welcome to another edition of HAND OR PAW!!! I am your host The Jay! Welcome to “Hand or Paw” the game where we show you an appendage and you decide if it’s a celebrity hand or an animal paw. With … Continue reading

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The Jay’s Facebook Status Updates In Anticipation of the Mad Men Season Finale

The Jay is Don Draper in a world full of Pete Campbell’s The Jay is taking it, breaking it, sharing it and loving it. The Jay is not jealous of Ken Cosgrove. Cause The Jay has a BLOG. Suck it, … Continue reading

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Things For Which The Jay Is Putting A Ring On It

After taking under advisement Beyo-err… Sasha Fierce’s sage advice that “if you like than you should have put a ring on it”, and worried that I might possibly have offended that which I hold quite dear by NOT putting a … Continue reading

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Inside the Minds of the Justin and Jessica

/Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel arrive at a wedding She’s Thinking: I said wear the burgundy tie. I’ll be in a burgundy dress, so we’d match. But no, he had to wear the gunmetal grey. He’s Thinking: My look is … Continue reading

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Heather Locklear Gets Her One Phone Call

/phone rings. SATAN: Hellloooo? HEATHER LOCKLEAR: Beelz, it’s Heff. SATAN: (under his breath) oh, no. HEATHER LOCKLEAR: SATAN, are you there? SATAN: (sighs) Yes, Ms. Locklear, I am here. What can I do for you? Make it quick, I’m watching … Continue reading

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