The Jay’s Facebook Status Updates In Anticipation of the Mad Men Season Finale

The Jay is Don Draper in a world full of Pete Campbell’s

The Jay is taking it, breaking it, sharing it and loving it.

The Jay is not jealous of Ken Cosgrove. Cause The Jay has a BLOG. Suck it, Atlantic Monthly!

The Jay would never hire a man named Duck.

The Jay is living by the Hobo Code.

The Jay is a disenchanted Nordic housewife.

The Jay is letting his boss eat too many Oysters.

The Jay does his Hanukkah shopping at Menken’s.

The Jay is now quietly waiting for the catastrophe of his personality to seem beautiful again, and interesting, and modern.

The Jay is loading his carousel.

The Jay will also try to bang Hildy in his office on Election Night.

The Jay does not gossip. Because he has been told by Joan to leave his personal business outside the office.

The Jay REQUIRES some Jon Hamm John Ham.

The Jay told you to stop talking.

The Jay has smoke in his eyes.

The Jay is TELLING you that Mad Men is the best show on Television.


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About Jason Matthews

Jason Matthews is the head writer for The site has been nominated for two Weblog Awards (Best Culture Blog, 2006 & 2007), and has been featured on more than 100 websites, including the IMDB, Defamer, College Humor, USA Today’s Pop Candy (Written by Whitney Matheson), Entertainment Weekly’s PopWatch,, Gorilla Mask and eBaum’s World. Jason is also an accomplished playwright. He is currently the Writer-in-Residence at the Ruskin Group Theatre, where through their showcase “Café Plays”, he has written and produced forty-five one-act plays, and premiered his full-length debut comedy ‘Four Night Stand’ to a sold out six-week run in Spring 2010. In addition to his work online and in theatre, Jason was the host of PopLoad on from January – May 2007, and was the Editor-in-Chief of the popular Santa Barbara-based arts magazine CampusPOINT from June 2000 – June 2002. He has a Bachelor’s Degree in Film Studies from UC Santa Barbara, and an intense love for Ben Affleck and Keanu Reeves. Find Jason Matthews on Twitter @
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