Monthly Archives: November 2008

Happy Thanksgiving, Love The Jay!

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Turkey Day Movie Choices: 2008

You know, I’ve heard a lot of talk recently about change. With PRESIDENT Obama coming into office soon (now that’s an event I’m gonna sleep on the street for), everyone is all riled up about how things will be different. … Continue reading

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Bronx. Mowgli. Wentz.

I’m not an arbitrary writer. My mind, like most triple digit IQ noggins, though it works semi-spontaneously, makes its money through logical patterns. A sequence of cohesive, directional responses. What I’m getting at here is this: I write about things … Continue reading

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Katie Holmes Is Stealing My Look

I will now prove to you, with irrefutable evidence, that Katie Holmes has visited my Facebook page, stolen my look and robbed me of the credit. This picture of me doing my world famous, deadly sexy Jewociraptor pose was taken … Continue reading

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Ten Pick Up Lines Guaranteed To Work On Kirsten Dunst

If you were so inclined… 10. “Hey Kiki, heard you’ve been feeling kinda ‘low’ lately. It’s good to see you looking so high.” 9. “Excuse me, Ms. Dunst? Hi, yes, I happen to have an entirely extra bag of Double … Continue reading

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The Greatest Motion Picture of 2008 (Or Maybe Ever)

When I breathed a sigh of relief: “If there is anyone out there who still doubts that America is a place where all things are possible; who still wonders if the dream of our founders is alive in our time; … Continue reading

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Just A Reminder of Who The Jay Is Voting For…

See no movies, watch no TV, read no internet gossip blogs, listen to no radio, discuss nothing in front of the watercoolers, make fun of no celebritards, tivo not the morning talk shows, pray not at the alter of Keanu, … Continue reading

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