See no movies, watch no TV, read no internet gossip blogs, listen to no radio, discuss nothing in front of the watercoolers, make fun of no celebritards, tivo not the morning talk shows, pray not at the alter of Keanu, lift no weights, run no miles, climb no mountains, take no multi-vitamins, brush no teeth, master no bate, kiss no mate, eat no scrumptious butter croissants, do no morning crunches, complete no crossword puzzles, play no spider solitaire, illegally download no music, take no poorly lit cell phone pics of celebs at Starbucks, stalk no exes on Facebook, wake and don’t bake, run no errands, gather no rosebuds while thee may, basically, don’t do SHIT until you VOTE!
For one day, there is nothing on this Earth more important than that. Today is not a day to be a narcissist. Today is a day for change. Today is the day we MAKE change happen. Tomorrow we can fumble around and be mindless, superficial idiots again, but today?
Today is the day we get it right.
Yes we can.
Master no bate? Too Late!