Ben Affleck For President!

See no movies, watch no TV, read no internet gossip blogs, listen to no radio, discuss nothing in front of the watercoolers, make fun of no celebritards, tivo not the morning talk shows, pray not at the alter of Keanu, lift no weights, run no miles, climb no mountains, take no multi-vitamins, brush no teeth, master no bate, kiss no mate, eat no scrumptious butter croissants, do no morning crunches, complete no crossword puzzles, play no spider solitaire, illegally download no music, take no poorly lit cell phone pics of celebs at Starbucks, stalk no exes on Facebook, wake and don’t bake, run no errands, gather no rosebuds while thee may, basically, don’t do SHIT until you VOTE!

For one day, there is nothing on this Earth more important than that. Today is not a day to be a narcissist. Today is a day for change. Today is the day we MAKE change happen. Tomorrow we can fumble around and be mindless, superficial idiots again, but today?

Today is the day we get it right.

Yes we can.

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About Jason Matthews

Jason Matthews is the head writer for The site has been nominated for two Weblog Awards (Best Culture Blog, 2006 & 2007), and has been featured on more than 100 websites, including the IMDB, Defamer, College Humor, USA Today’s Pop Candy (Written by Whitney Matheson), Entertainment Weekly’s PopWatch,, Gorilla Mask and eBaum’s World. Jason is also an accomplished playwright. He is currently the Writer-in-Residence at the Ruskin Group Theatre, where through their showcase “Café Plays”, he has written and produced forty-five one-act plays, and premiered his full-length debut comedy ‘Four Night Stand’ to a sold out six-week run in Spring 2010. In addition to his work online and in theatre, Jason was the host of PopLoad on from January – May 2007, and was the Editor-in-Chief of the popular Santa Barbara-based arts magazine CampusPOINT from June 2000 – June 2002. He has a Bachelor’s Degree in Film Studies from UC Santa Barbara, and an intense love for Ben Affleck and Keanu Reeves. Find Jason Matthews on Twitter @
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  1. Eastern Standard Time says:

    Master no bate? Too Late!

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