If you were so inclined…
10. “Hey Kiki, heard you’ve been feeling kinda ‘low’ lately. It’s good to see you looking so high.”
9. “Excuse me, Ms. Dunst? Hi, yes, I happen to have an entirely extra bag of Double Stuff Oreo’s. Would you like one?”
8. “Know who I hate? That Mac Guy.”
7. “Sniff sniff, baby.”
6. “Know what’s really in right know? Boobs that look like flapjacks.”
5. “Heeey, weren’t you in Jumanji”?
4. “With your classic beauty, you could guest star on Mad Men!”
3. “I sell pot.”
2. “Your rehab is working way better than Lindsay’s. WAY better.”
1. “Nice teeth, wanna fuck?”
Bangarang!
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