Chandler Bing Offers 7 Responses To Jennifer Aniston’s Nude GQ Cover

I'm definitely seeing this movie.

1 - “I thought you said the cover was gonna be business casual?”

2 - “All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, “Get out of my men’s magazine, dillhole!”

3 - “Does anyone else have the sudden urge to go vote?”

4 - “Stop blogging! You are ruining Nude Jennifer Aniston Day!”

5 - “Oh man, in my next life, I’m coming back as a bottle of Mystic Tan!”

6 - “Uh, Jen, did I ever tell you about the time I was backpacking through Western Europe?”

And, of course:

7 - “Could she BE wearing any less clothes?”

Bangarang!

About Jason Matthews

Jason Matthews is the head writer for TheJay.com. The site has been nominated for two Weblog Awards (Best Culture Blog, 2006 & 2007), and has been featured on more than 100 websites, including the IMDB, Defamer, College Humor, USA Today’s Pop Candy (Written by Whitney Matheson), Entertainment Weekly’s PopWatch, BestWeekEver.tv, Gorilla Mask and eBaum’s World. Jason is also an accomplished playwright. He is currently the Writer-in-Residence at the Ruskin Group Theatre, where through their showcase “Café Plays”, he has written and produced forty-five one-act plays, and premiered his full-length debut comedy ‘Four Night Stand’ to a sold out six-week run in Spring 2010. In addition to his work online and in theatre, Jason was the host of PopLoad on NowLive.com from January – May 2007, and was the Editor-in-Chief of the popular Santa Barbara-based arts magazine CampusPOINT from June 2000 – June 2002. He has a Bachelor’s Degree in Film Studies from UC Santa Barbara, and an intense love for Ben Affleck and Keanu Reeves. Find Jason Matthews on Twitter @ www.Twitter.com/jasonamatthews
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