1 - “I thought you said the cover was gonna be business casual?”
2 - “All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, “Get out of my men’s magazine, dillhole!”
3 - “Does anyone else have the sudden urge to go vote?”
4 - “Stop blogging! You are ruining Nude Jennifer Aniston Day!”
5 - “Oh man, in my next life, I’m coming back as a bottle of Mystic Tan!”
6 - “Uh, Jen, did I ever tell you about the time I was backpacking through Western Europe?”
And, of course:
7 - “Could she BE wearing any less clothes?”
Bangarang!
