Monthly Archives: December 2008

Eva Longoria Flies The Friendly Skies

“Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain has turned on the Fasten Seat Belt sign. If you haven’t already done so, please stow your carry-on luggage underneath the seat in front of you or in an overhead bin. Please make sure your … Continue reading

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Excuse Me, Miss, Have You Seen Kate Winslet?

Um, excuse me, miss? Hi, sorry to bother you, you look like you’re in a rush. I just need a quick minute. See, I’m supposed to pick up this actress, but I can’t seem to find her. I was wondering … Continue reading

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Arts & Crap With Jessica Biel

“Look at that TERRIBLE cupcake! Yuck! Can she do anything right? I’m nine and I make a better pastry that this moron. And to think, she gets to rub cooties with Justin! I mean, how hard is it to decorate … Continue reading

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